You and 1,504 Other Beach Bums: How Many Rooms Does the Fontainebleau Miami Actually Have?
So, you're eyeing a Miami vacay and the Fontainebleau Miami has caught your fancy. Wise choice, my friend! But before you pack your neon swimsuit and existential dread (because, Miami), a crucial question lingers: how many rooms does this behemoth of a hotel hold?
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The answer, according to those fancy folks at the Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau, is a whopping 1,504. That's right, folks, enough rooms to house a small army of sunbathers, bachelorettes, and business convention attendees (all under one fabulous roof, mind you).
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Fun Fact: Not All Rooms Are Created Equal (But They're Still Pretty Sweet)
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Now, here's where things get interesting. Not all 1,504 rooms are your standard-issue hotel fare. We're talking a mix of:
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- Standard Rooms: Perfect for catching some rays and channeling your inner James Bond (because apparently, everyone who stays here is secretly a spy).
- Suites: For those who like a little extra elbow room (and maybe a private balcony for people-watching).
- Penthouses: Basically, your own swanky Miami apartment...in a hotel. Because why not?
Pro Tip: There's a Room for Everyone (Except Maybe Your Social Anxiety)
So, whether you're a solo traveler on a budget or a baller with a posse in tow, the Fontainebleau Miami likely has a room that speaks to your (and your wallet's) desires. Although, if you crave complete solitude, this might not be the spot for an introvert retreat (1,504 people is a lot of poolside chatter).
How To FAQ: Fontainebleau Miami Room Edition
How to score an ocean view room? Be prepared to, well, pay for the view (but hey, it's Miami!).How to know what room type is right for me? The Fontainebleau Miami website has a handy dandy room guide.How to snag a deal on a room? Keep an eye out for special offers and promotions (they happen!).How to avoid feeling overwhelmed by 1,504 people? Focus on your poolside mojito and the vastness of the Atlantic Ocean.How to not get lost in this giant hotel? Download a map of the property before you go. Trust me, it'll save you from wandering the halls muttering existential dread (see point one).
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