They Didn't All Make it to Shark Week: A Look at USS Indianapolis Survivors (But Mostly the Sharks)
The USS Indianapolis: a ship that delivered the world's first atomic bomb, then promptly took a detour to "Nopeville" via a surprise Japanese torpedo attack. But hey, at least they got a killer tan, right? (Right? Guys? Bueller?)
Facing the Deep (and the Not-So-Friendly)
Out of roughly 1,200 sailors on board, only around 300 went down with the ship. The rest? Shark chum party! (Okay, that might be a tad dramatic, but it wasn't exactly a pool party with pool floats.) Around 900 sailors were left adrift for days with little food, water, and the constant threat of becoming a tasty midday snack for some very enthusiastic sharks.
A Four-Day Floatopia You Wouldn't Recommend
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Imagine being stuck in a lukewarm bathtub for four days, only it's the ocean, there's no bathtub, and the water is full of salt, despair, and hungry sharks. Yeah, that was basically their situation. Thankfully, a patrol plane eventually spotted them, and a rescue mission ensued. Unfortunately, by that point, only 316 brave souls remained. The rest succumbed to exposure, dehydration, or, you guessed it, becoming an appetizer.
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So, How Many Sailors Survived?
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The answer, drumroll please, is 316! That's a pretty significant drop from the original crew, and a stark reminder of the horrors of war.
But wait, there's more! The story of the Indianapolis survivors goes beyond just a number. It's a testament to human resilience, the dangers of the open ocean, and the importance of having a good sea shanty playlist to keep your spirits up while dodging sharks.
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How To FAQs:
How to Avoid Being Shark Bait (Especially After a Ship Sinking):
- Bring your own snacks: Apparently, sharks aren't picky eaters, but they might prefer a Snickers bar over a sailor.
- Befriend a dolphin: Dolphins are natural shark deterrents (supposedly). Just don't call them flipper, they hate that.
- Channel your inner David Hasselhoff: Run on water like he did in Baywatch. Sharks hate showing off.
(Disclaimer: These are not guaranteed methods of avoiding shark attacks. Maybe just stay on land? It's safer there.)
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How to Properly Dispose of a Battleship:
- Don't park it near Japanese submarines.
- Invest in a good "Do Not Torpedo" sign.
- Always remember: friendship is the best battleship defense.
How to Throw a Killer Pool Party (Without the Shark Problem):
- Invest in a pool.
- Leave the ocean to the sharks.
- Snacks are always a crowd-pleaser.
How to Survive Four Days in a Bathtub (Because Why Not?):
- Bring waterproof entertainment.
- Ration your bathwater (it's not the ocean).
- Maybe don't use bubble bath. It might attract sharks... hypothetically.
How to Respect History:
- Learn about the USS Indianapolis and its brave crew.
- Remember the sacrifices made during wartime.
- Maybe skip the shark jokes this time.
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