The Trial, The Tribulations, and the Total Seasons: How Long Did Boston Legal Run?
Ah, Boston Legal. A show that argued its cases with the ferocity of a shark possessed by a witty stand-up comedian. You had Alan Shore, the legal equivalent of a rogue with a heart of… well, a slightly less roguish heart, constantly clashing with the outrageously theatrical antics of Denny Crane (and his questionable toupee).
But enough about the characters we all adored (or secretly loathed), let's get down to brass tacks: how many seasons did this legal dramedy extravaganza actually run for?
Brace yourselves, because the answer isn't as dramatic as a surprise witness.
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Boston Legal, though it captivated audiences with its sharp wit and courtroom antics, only ran for five seasons. That's right, five glorious years of outrageous arguments, outlandish cases (remember the psychic parrot?), and enough sexual tension between Alan and Shirley Schmidt to power a small city.
Sure, some might say five seasons isn't enough. We wanted more zany courtroom battles! More Denny Crane-isms! More of that will-they-won't-they between Alan and everyone else!
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Well, fear not, dear reader, for those five seasons are packed with enough legal fireworks to keep you entertained for months.
But hey, if you're still feeling the post-Boston Legal blues, there are ways to cope. Here are some helpful tips:
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- Binge-watch the entire series again. You know you want to.
- Channel your inner Alan Shore. Practice your closing arguments in the mirror. Just be sure there's no judge around to hold you in contempt.
- Start a "Denny Crane Quotes for Every Occasion" bulletin board. Trust us, your friends and family will thank you.
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Frequently Asked Questions (The Legal kind, of course)
How to win an argument like Alan Shore? While we can't guarantee courtroom victories, a healthy dose of sarcasm and a touch of ruthlessness might go a long way. Just don't forget the ethics (mostly).
How to cultivate eccentric billionaire clients like Denny Crane seems to attract? Unfortunately, there's no guaranteed method. But being flamboyant and having questionable taste in toupees might be a good start.
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How to deal with a boss as demanding as Shirley Schmidt? Develop a thick skin, learn to dodge flying objects (figurative, we hope), and perfect the art of the withering stare.
How to find a workplace with as much drama as Crane, Poole & Schmidt? Look, we can't recommend actively seeking out that level of chaos. But hey, if you find yourself in a particularly dull office, maybe suggest a game of poker in the conference room. Just make sure it's not with company funds.
How to get over the fact that Boston Legal is over? Acceptance is key. But also, there's always reruns. And who knows, maybe someday there will be a glorious, outrageous reboot.
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