Miami Vice: More Than Just Suits and Sunglasses
So, you wanna know how many series of Miami Vice there are? Well, buckle up, because I'm about to blow your mind (or at least your afternoon).
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Five Seasons of Sunshine and Crime
Let's get down to brass tacks. There were five glorious seasons of Miami Vice. That's right, five whole years of Crockett and Tubbs strutting around in pastel suits, looking cooler than a cucumber on a yacht. It was a time when men wore more hair gel than brain cells, and women were more likely to be found in a bikini than a business suit.
The Myth of the Sixth Season
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Five seasons? That can't be right! I swear I saw an episode where they were investigating a mermaid smuggling ring in season six!" Calm down, conspiracy theorist. There was no season six. It's a myth, a legend, a figment of your fevered imagination fueled by too many late-night re-runs.
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The Enduring Legacy
Even though Miami Vice ended its run in the late 80s, its influence on pop culture is undeniable. From fashion to music, the show left an indelible mark. So, the next time you're rocking a pastel suit or listening to Phil Collins, remember to thank Miami Vice.
How to... Miami Vice
- How to dress like Crockett and Tubbs? Invest in pastel suits, white t-shirts, and sunglasses that would make a hawk jealous. Don't forget the gold chains.
- How to achieve that Miami Vice tan? Unfortunately, there's no substitute for actual sunshine. Sunscreen is optional.
- How to drive a sweet ride like theirs? Start saving for a Ferrari Testarossa. Or, you know, just watch the show.
- How to talk like a Miami Vice character? Practice using lots of slang and one-liners. Something like, "Looks like we've got ourselves a situation, Tubbs."
- How to live the Miami Vice lifestyle? Move to Miami, buy a boat, and start hanging out with people who wear way too much jewelry.
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