The Great Nashville Snow Plow Mystery: How Many Plow Bunnies Does Music City Really Have?
Ah, Nashville. City of hot chicken, twangy tunes, and...blizzards? Well, not exactly. Nashville doesn't exactly get hammered with snow every winter. But hey, when those flurries do decide to grace us with their presence, the question on everyone's mind is: How prepared is Nashville for a snowpocalypse?
Enter the Nashville Department of Transportation and Multimodal Infrastructure, also known as NDT (say it fast, ten times in a row, we dare you). These are the folks who keep our roads clear and ensure we don't all get stuck in a Dolly Parton-themed snow globe.
So, how many snow plows, or as some like to call them, plow bunnies, does NDT have in their arsenal?
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Brace yourselves, folks, for this earth-shattering revelation: Nashville keeps things lean with a mighty fleet of...32. Yes, you read that right. 3-2. Not hundreds, not even dozens. Just 32 trusty plow bunnies.
Now, before you start picturing a Nashville Nightmare where everyone is ice-skating to work, here's the thing: Nashville doesn't get that much snow. We're talking an average of 4 inches a year. Those 32 plows are like ninjas of the pavement – silent, swift, and they get the job done (mostly) on major roads.
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But what about my quaint little cul-de-sac, you ask? Well, let's just say patience is a virtue, my friend. Those charming neighborhood streets might take a while to see a plow bunny.
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Fun Fact Friday!
Did you know Nashville has over 5,700 miles of roadways? That's a lot of ground to cover for just 32 plows. So next time a snowflake falls, remember – prioritization is key!
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Still Have Snow Plow Questions? We Got You Covered (Probably)
How to channel your inner plow bunny when you're stuck at home?
- Embrace the cozy! Hot chocolate, fuzzy socks, and a Netflix marathon are your best friends.
- Become a bread-winning hero. Stock up on essentials before the storm hits – your neighbors will hail you as a champion.
How to build a snowman with minimal snow?
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- Get creative! Use whatever wintery materials you can find – leaves, pinecones, even a rogue trash can lid (use your discretion).
How to avoid a snow plow related fender bender?
- Clear some space! Give the plows room to work their magic.
- Don't be a snow plow stalker! Maintain a safe distance – these things are heavy and they don't stop on a dime (or a nickel).
How to convince your neighbor to share their snow plow? (Spoiler alert: it probably won't work)
- Maybe offer them a lifetime supply of hot chicken? Worth a shot, right?
How to survive a Nashville snowpocalypse (which will most likely never happen)?
- Just relax and enjoy the novelty! It'll probably melt by lunchtime anyway.
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