The Great Portland Snowplow Mystery: How Many Shovels on Wheels Does This City Actually Own?
Ah, Portland. City of Roses, Rain, and...slightly-panicked-when-a-snowflake-lands? Don't worry, we all know the drill. The temperature dips below freezing, the news goes into overdrive, and the question that burns brighter than a thousand hipster coffee roasters' beans: How many dang snowplows does this city actually have?
The Plot Thickens (Like Slush on Burnside)
For a city that gets flustered by a dusting of snow, the answer is surprisingly elusive. It's not like they're hiding them behind giant Voodoo Doughnut boxes! But fear not, intrepid snow-curious citizen, for we shall delve into the heart of Portland's Public Bureau of Transportation (PBOT) and unearth the truth!
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Prepare to Be Underwhelmed (But Not Entirely)
Now, brace yourselves. Portland doesn't exactly have a fleet that rivals the Roman army. In fact, the number you're looking for is... 56. Yes, you read that right. 56 trucks equipped with both snowplows and gravel spreaders. That's it. That's the grand total.
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Hold on, There's More! (Because Seriously, 56?)
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Now, before you start prepping your trusty Subaru for a citizen snowplow brigade, here's the good news:
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- PBOT has a few other tricks up their sleeve. They've got salt trucks, anti-icing trucks, and even a super cool enclosed bike-lane sweeper with a plow, sander, and snow tires! Because, you know, Portland.
- They call in the cavalry (or, rather, the Seattlites). In case of a major snowzilla attack, Portland has a pact with Seattle to borrow some of their snow-battling beasts.
- Private plow companies and other local heroes step up. Let's face it, sometimes it takes a village (or a city full of enthusiastic plaid-shirt wearers) to dig out of a winter wonderland.
So, How Many Snowplows Does Portland Really Have?
The answer, my friend, depends on how you look at it. Officially, it's 56. But with a little bit of resourcefulness, some Seattle solidarity, and a whole lot of Portland spirit, that number can grow significantly.
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FAQ: Unsatisfied by Portland's Snowplow Stockpile?
Fear not, fellow citizen! Here are some helpful hints for navigating a snowy Portland:
- How to Become a Snow Removal Rock Star: Invest in some good snow boots, a shovel, and a positive attitude. Maybe even a thermos full of cocoa for extra winter warrior vibes.
- How to Befriend Your Neighbor (Especially the One with a Truck): Strategic cookie deliveries and offers of first dibs on the freshly shoveled sidewalk can go a long way.
- How to Channel Your Inner Viking and Embrace the Winter: Snow angels anyone? Just remember to dress warmly and avoid any rogue snowballs.
- How to Use Public Transportation (Because Let's Be Honest, the Roads Might Be a Mess): TriMet (Portland's public transportation system) does its best to keep running during winter storms. Download their app and plan ahead!
- How to Not Panic When You See a Snowflake: Take a deep breath, make a cup of tea, and put on your favorite cozy sweater. This too shall pass.
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