Bridge Over Troubled Waters (or Not)
So, let’s talk about bridges. Not the ones you cross to get to work or to see your grandma, but about the one that decided to take a swan dive into the Patapsco River. Yes, we’re talking about the Baltimore bridge collapse. A real cliffhanger, huh? (Pun intended, but I'll let you decide if it's a good one.)
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| How Many Survived The Baltimore Bridge Collapse |
The Great Bridge Caper
Eight guys, just doing their job, patching up potholes on a bridge, when bam! the bridge decides it's had enough of this mortal coil and takes a plunge. Talk about a bad day at the office! Now, you might be wondering, "How many survived this aquatic adventure?" Well, let's dive right in.
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Of the eight, two managed to escape the watery grave. That's right, two! These guys must have some serious luck or maybe they were just really good at treading water. Or perhaps they had a secret underwater escape plan? The world may never know.
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The Missing Pieces
Sadly, the other six weren't as fortunate. It's a tragic story, no doubt. But hey, at least the fish in the Patapsco got a new underwater playground. (Okay, maybe that's a bit dark, but someone had to say it.)
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The Aftermath
The whole thing is still under investigation. So, while we wait for answers, let's just hope the next bridge you cross is a little more stable. And maybe, just maybe, carry a life jacket in your car. You never know when you might need it for a surprise swim.
How to...
- How to avoid being on a collapsing bridge: This one’s easy. Avoid bridges altogether. Teleportation is the future, people!
- How to become a bridge inspector: Get a degree in civil engineering, develop a deep love for concrete, and hope for the best.
- How to swim in a suit: Invest in a good quality swimsuit that dries quickly. And maybe a flotation device. Just in case.
- How to find humor in a tragedy: Practice, and remember, laughter is the best medicine. (Unless you're allergic to laughter. Then, maybe try chocolate.)
- How to appreciate bridges: Look at them from afar. And maybe take a picture. Just to be safe.
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