Target: Portland's Bullseye Bonanza
Who Needs a Therapist When You Have Target?
So, you’re wondering how many Target stores there are in Portland, huh? Well, let me tell you, friend, you’re not alone. This is a question of existential importance, right up there with "What is the meaning of life?" and "Why do avocados cost a small fortune?"
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Now, you could go the boring route and just Google it. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s dive into this Target treasure hunt with some humor, shall we?
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Target: More Than Just a Store
Target is more than just a place to buy stuff. It's a lifestyle. It's a therapy session. It's where you go to find that perfect shade of blush or the ultimate cozy throw blanket. And Portland? Well, Portland is basically one big, hipster Target.
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The Great Target Census
Okay, let’s get down to business. How many Targets are there, really? Well, the short answer is: enough. Portland is basically Target Central. You could probably walk from one end of the city to the other and find a Target along the way. It's like those constellations - if the stars were Target logos.
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But for the sake of accuracy (and because I'm feeling generous), let's say there's a decent number. More than you need, but less than you want. Something like a baker's dozen, but with more red and white.
Target: A Portland Staple
Portland and Target are basically inseparable. It's like peanut butter and jelly, or bacon and eggs. You just can't imagine one without the other. So, if you're planning a move to Portland, make sure to pack your Target card. You're gonna need it.
Pro Tip: If you’re feeling adventurous, try a Target crawl. It's like a pub crawl, but with more dollar bins and healthier snacks.
How to Target Your Way Through Portland
- How to find the closest Target: Use the Target app or website. It's like having a personal Target Sherpa.
- How to survive a Target run with kids: Bring snacks, bribes, and patience. Lots of patience.
- How to avoid impulse buying at Target: Leave your credit card at home. Or, you know, just be strong.
- How to maximize your Target shopping experience: Use the Cartwheel app for discounts and don't forget to sign up for a Target RedCard.
- How to become a Target superfan: Start a Target-themed Instagram account, collect Target bags, and dream of one day winning a lifetime supply of Carmex.
So, there you have it. A deep dive into the world of Portland Targets. Now go forth and conquer! Or, you know, just go shopping. Whatever floats your boat.
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