How Many Targets Does Portland Really Need? A Deep Dive (or Shallow Puddle)
Let's talk about Target. No, not that bullseye logo, although it is pretty iconic. We're talking about the actual stores, the ones filled with questionable home decor choices and the undeniable satisfaction of a well-stocked pantry aisle. And specifically, we're talking about Portland, Oregon.
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Target: More Than Just a Store
Portland, a city known for its quirky charm, craft beer, and an inexplicable obsession with plaid, is also home to a surprising number of Targets. Like, really a surprising number. You could almost say there's a Target on every corner. Okay, maybe not every corner, but there are definitely more than you'd expect.
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So, the burning question is: Why so many Targets, Portland? Is it because Portlanders are particularly fond of dollar spot finds? Are they secretly training for a "Who Can Buy the Most Cardigans in One Day" competition? Or is it simply a well-crafted ploy by Target to dominate the Pacific Northwest?
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The world may never know.
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Target Overload?
Now, don't get me wrong, I love Target as much as the next person. There's something undeniably therapeutic about wandering the aisles, aimlessly grabbing things you don't need, and then justifying it with the thought, "But it's on sale!" However, even a Target enthusiast has to admit that there might be a slight oversaturation in the Portland area.
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I mean, it's like having five pizza places on the same block. Sure, it's great to have options, but at some point, you just want to order a burrito.
The Target Tourist
If you're visiting Portland and find yourself with an inexplicable urge to visit every single Target in the city, I salute your dedication. But let me save you some time: they're pretty much all the same. You'll find the same overpriced candles, the same questionable clothing choices, and the same elusive "out of stock" status for the popular items.
So, unless you're on a quest to collect limited edition Target cups or you're hoping to spot a rare sighting of a fully stocked shelf, you can probably skip a few.
How to... Target Your Shopping
- How to find the closest Target to you: Use the Target app or website. It's like magic, but with less smoke and mirrors.
- How to survive a Target run with kids: Bring snacks, bribery, and a strong will to live.
- How to find the best deals at Target: Check the weekly ad, use the Cartwheel app, and become a RedCard holder.
- How to avoid impulse buying at Target: Leave your wallet at home (just kidding, don't do that). Try making a list before you go, and stick to it.
- How to become a Target superfan: Start collecting those limited edition cups, join the Target subreddit, and dream of one day owning a Target-themed house.
So, the next time you find yourself wondering, "Do I really need another throw blanket?" take a deep breath and remember: there's probably a Target nearby where you can buy one. But maybe, just maybe, you should rethink your life choices.
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