Bridge Over Troubled Waters (and Cars)
So, you wanna know how many cars took a plunge into the chilly waters of Baltimore Harbor? Let's dive right in! (Pun intended, obviously.)
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The Great Baltimore Bridge Bellyflop
On a fine Tuesday morning (or should I say, a not-so-fine Tuesday morning), a colossal container ship decided it was time to play bumper cars with a bridge. And boy, did it play hard! The Francis Scott Key Bridge, a seemingly sturdy structure, was reduced to a watery grave for several unfortunate vehicles. It was like a real-life scene from a disaster movie, but without the dramatic music and slow-motion shots.
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How many cars, you ask? Well, the exact number is still a bit foggy (pun intended again). Some say seven, others swear it was eight. Personally, I'm sticking with the "a few too many" estimate. Let's just say the local car wash business isn't going to be too happy about this unexpected influx of aquatic vehicles.
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A Bridge Too Far?
Now, you might be wondering, "How on earth did this happen?" Well, blame it on the captain who clearly missed his calling as a demolition expert. The ship, in a moment of maritime madness, decided to give the bridge a friendly little tap. Unfortunately, the bridge didn't appreciate the gesture and promptly collapsed into a watery abyss. It's like that one friend who always ruins the game of Jenga.
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The Aftermath: A Fishy Situation
The aftermath was a scene straight out of a chaotic comedy. Rescue teams were out in force, trying to fish out cars and, hopefully, any stranded drivers. It was like a real-life version of that frustrating game of trying to get a toy out of a claw machine.
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Pro Tip: If you're planning a road trip through Baltimore anytime soon, maybe consider a different route. Or at least, avoid driving anything that floats.
How to... Avoid a Bridge Disaster
- How to choose a bridge: Opt for bridges that look like they've seen better days. You know, the ones with cracks and suspicious leanings. They're clearly more adventurous.
- How to drive safely on a bridge: Always drive with one eye on the road and the other on the water below. If you see any large ships approaching, consider taking a detour via the nearest hot air balloon.
- How to build a bridge: Hire a structural engineer who knows their stuff. And maybe avoid hiring any interns who are fans of demolition derbies.
- How to become a marine archaeologist: If you're into underwater exploration and love rusty cars, this might be your calling. Just remember to bring a good pair of flippers.
- How to avoid being a statistic: Stay off bridges during ship traffic. And if you must cross, wear a life jacket and carry a fishing rod (just in case).
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