The Boston Strangler: Counting Corpses and Cracking Wise (Because Apparently That Happened)
The 1960s in Boston weren't all peace signs and bell bottoms. Lurking in the shadows was a killer so creepy, he earned the delightful nickname "The Boston Strangler." But how many poor souls fell victim to this guy's reign of terror? Buckle up, true crime enthusiasts (and nervous Nellies), because we're about to delve into the murky world of strangulation statistics.
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The Body Count: A Numbers Game Gone Wrong
Here's the short answer: Thirteen. That's the number most folks agree on, the baker's dozen of death if you will. But hold on to your hats, because things get a little...fuzzy.
Why the Fuzziness? Well, some folks (conspiracy theorists, maybe your overly dramatic neighbor) believe there might have been more victims. Like, way more. Numbers as high as 15 get thrown around, but there just isn't enough solid evidence to say for sure.
QuickTip: Reread for hidden meaning.
Enter Albert DeSalvo: This charming fellow (note the sarcasm) confessed to being the Strangler, but guess what? Turns out his confession might have been, ahem, embellished. Maybe he wanted notoriety, maybe he just liked messing with the cops. Who knows? The point is, some folks don't believe DeSalvo did it all.
So, what are we to do? We crack open a cold one (responsibly, of course), appreciate the morbid fascination of true crime, and accept that the exact number might forever be a mystery.
Tip: Summarize each section in your own words.
The Moral of the Story? Don't Open the Door to Strangers (Especially Creepy Ones)
This one's pretty self-explanatory. If someone sketchy shows up at your door in the 60s (or, you know, anytime), hold off on the tea and cookies. Maybe invest in a peephole, or take a safety class. Just be cautious, folks.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to avoid becoming a Strangler victim (hopefully a no-brainer): Don't let strangers into your home, especially if they give you the creeps. Trust your gut!
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
How to deal with a creepy vibe from someone at your door: Make an excuse, like you're expecting someone else or you're burning something on the stove (hopefully not yourself).
How to tell if you're watching a movie based on the Boston Strangler: If it involves a lot of trench coats and nervous glances over shoulders, that's a good sign.
QuickTip: Every section builds on the last.
How to not get wrapped up (pun intended) in true crime: Take breaks! It's fascinating, sure, but don't let it consume you.
How to channel your inner detective: Read a good mystery novel, watch a classic whodunnit film, or maybe take up knitting (apparently it can be quite suspenseful).
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