Boston's White Christmases: More Like "Bah Hum-Bug" Than "Winter Wonderland"
Let's face it, folks. Dreaming of a white Christmas in Boston is about as likely as finding a perfectly-baked batch of gingerbread cookies that nobody inhaled before you got home. Sure, the carols sing about snow-covered landscapes, but Boston's reality can be a bit, well, rainier.
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The Stats: Not Exactly a Blizzard of Snow
Now, before you grab your pitchforks (or maybe just an umbrella), there have been white Christmases in Boston. Historical records show snowfall on Christmas Day around 30-35% of the time. That sounds promising, right? Hold on to your Santa hats, because things get a little slushy here.
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- The Great Blizzard of Christmases Past: If you go way back, Boston had a decent shot at a white Christmas. Early 20th century records show a much higher chance, closer to 45%.
- The Modern Meltdown: Fast forward to the 21st century, and things get a little less frosty. Since 2000, Boston has only managed a measly two white Christmases (2008 and 2009). That's a chilly 13% chance, folks. Looks like Mother Nature got the memo about global warming.
So, what's a Bostonian to do?
Don't despair! Here are a few ways to embrace the Bostonian Christmas experience:
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- Fake it 'til you make it: String up some white lights, crank up the Bing Crosby tunes, and convince yourself that the slush on the sidewalk is actually pristine snow.
- Embrace the rain: Boston's got a thing for downpours, so why not own it? Channel your inner mermaid and rock a festive rain jacket and some galoshes.
- Head north: If your heart is set on a snowy Christmas, a quick road trip to Maine or Vermont might be in order. Just be sure to pack the tire chains!
FAQ: Conquering the Non-Wintery Boston Christmas
How to decorate for a non-snowy Christmas? Think festive lights, pine cones, and maybe a rubber ducky in Santa hat for that unique Bostonian flair.
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How to stay warm without snow? Layer up, grab a big mug of hot cocoa, and crank up the heat. Bonus points for festive Christmas socks.
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How to avoid the rain on Christmas Day? Channel your inner meteorologist and track the forecast. Failing that, an umbrella and a positive attitude are your best bets.
How to have a white Christmas experience in Boston? Invest in a virtual reality headset and download a winter wonderland simulation.
How to convince your kids it's a white Christmas? Play some white noise of a gentle snowfall and tell them it's "snowing sideways." They might believe you for a minute.
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