How Long Ago Did Timothy McVeigh Not Like Mondays...Very Much?
Ah, yes, the Oklahoma City bombing. A dark day in American history, but hey, we can still shed some light on it with a little...humor? (Gallows humor, that is. Buckle up.)
The Not-So-Groovy 90s:
So, you're wondering how many years ago Timothy McVeigh decided to play a real-life game of "Angry Birds" with the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building? Well, grab your digital abacus, folks, because we're going back in time. Way back. To the tune of 29 years ago! Yes, 1995. A simpler time, when boy bands ruled the airwaves and dial-up internet seemed like the future (oh, the sweet, sweet irony).
Subheading: Fun Fact (Not Really)
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Did you know that McVeigh chose April 19th for his little "incident" because it was the anniversary of the Waco siege? Talk about doubling down on bad decisions.
The Takeaway: Don't Be Like McVeigh
Look, instead of blowing things up, why not channel your inner McVeigh into something productive? Take up knitting! Volunteer at a puppy shelter! Write a strongly worded letter to your local council about that pesky pothole on Elm Street. The possibilities are endless (and much less likely to land you on the FBI's Most Wanted List).
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because Apparently People Still Ask)
How to time travel to 1995 to stop McVeigh?
Unfortunately, time travel isn't a real thing (yet). But hey, maybe you can invent it! Patent pending?
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How to make a decent cup of coffee without the bitterness of 1995?
QuickTip: Reading twice makes retention stronger.
Freshly ground beans, my friend. Freshly ground beans.
How to deal with feelings of existential dread brought on by learning about historical tragedies?
Distraction is your best friend. Funny cat videos? Retail therapy? A nap? All excellent options.
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How many times can I reuse this "dial-up internet" joke?
Probably one more time. But then you're on thin ice.
How to learn more about the Oklahoma City bombing in a respectful way?
There are many great documentaries and books available. A quick web search (but not dial-up internet, please!) should point you in the right direction.
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