Kentucky vs. Louisville: A Tale of Two Cities and Even Fewer Wins for Kentucky
Let’s talk football, folks. Not just any football, but the kind of football that makes grown men cry, grandmothers swear, and entire states collectively hold their breath. We're talking about the Kentucky Wildcats versus the Louisville Cardinals. A rivalry as old as time, or at least as old as the early 1900s.
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The Great Kentucky-Louisville Football Conundrum
Now, you might be wondering, "Why are we talking about this?" Well, dear reader, it's a question that has plagued the Commonwealth of Kentucky for decades: How many years has Kentucky actually beaten Louisville in football?
It’s a question that has sent many a Kentuckian into a spiral of denial, delusion, and ultimately, despair. The answer, unfortunately, is not as satisfying as a perfectly cooked hot brown.
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A Brief History of Heartbreak
To truly understand the depth of this football fiasco, we must delve into the annals of history. The first-ever Kentucky-Louisville football game took place in 1912. And guess what? Kentucky lost. Cue dramatic music.
Since then, it's been a rollercoaster of emotions for Kentucky fans. There have been moments of fleeting joy, followed by an avalanche of disappointment. It's like watching a particularly tragic soap opera, but with way less attractive people and more touchdowns.
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The Governor’s Cup: A Trophy Best Left Untouched
To add insult to injury, the winner of this annual grudge match gets to claim the coveted Governor’s Cup. Imagine winning a trophy that looks like it was designed by a particularly ambitious fifth-grader. That's the Governor's Cup.
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Fun fact: Louisville has had a much better time holding onto that trophy than Kentucky has. It's like trying to catch a greased pig - you might get close, but it's always slipping through your fingers.
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The Eternal Search for Answers
So, back to the original question: How many years has Kentucky beaten Louisville in football? The answer, while painful, is a matter of public record. But let's be honest, who wants to dwell on the negative?
Instead, let’s focus on the positive: the delicious bourbon, the beautiful horses, and the fact that Kentucky basketball is actually pretty good.
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How to Cope with Being a Kentucky Football Fan
If you're a Kentucky fan and this post has sent you into a tailspin, don't worry, you're not alone. Here are a few tips to help you cope:
- How to accept defeat gracefully: Practice saying, "Go Cards," without crying.
- How to find joy in other things: Explore hobbies like knitting, stamp collecting, or watching paint dry.
- How to plan for the future: Start saving for therapy.
- How to maintain hope: Remember, even the most loyal fan deserves a break.
- How to find a new team: Just kidding, don’t do that.
Remember, there's always next year. Or the year after that. Or the year after that...
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