So, Oklahoma: How Old is This Here "Sooner State" Anyway?
Ever wondered how long Oklahoma's been around? You know, besides the whole existing-since-the-dawn-of-time bit? Well, buckle up, partner, because we're about to take a hilarious (and hopefully informative) trip through the Oklahoma time machine!
From Land Runs to Land Rovers: A Crash Course in Oklahoma's History
Let's dispel the first myth: Oklahoma isn't some kind of ageless grandpappy of states. Nope, it's a sprightly young buck (well, maybe not that young) compared to some of its wrinklier east coast cousins. Officially, Oklahoma became a state on November 16, 1907, making it about 116 years old as of July 2024.
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But hold your horses (or should we say, Sooner horses?) There's a bit more to the story. Before becoming a state, Oklahoma was a mashup of territories shuffling between Native American tribes, France, Spain, and eventually the United States. It was basically the real estate free-for-all of the 1800s.
Then came the infamous Land Run of 1889, where folks lined up like ants at a picnic (except the prize was land, not potato salad) to stake their claim. It was basically a wild west version of the Hunger Games, but with better hats and hopefully less violence.
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This land run, along with some fancy legal footwork, eventually led to Oklahoma's statehood. So, while Oklahoma isn't a fossil, it does have a pretty fascinating pre-statehood history!
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So, How Old is Oklahoma? It Depends on How You Look at It
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Here's the truth: Oklahoma's age depends on your perspective.
- Officially a State: As mentioned before, Oklahoma's been a state for a sprightly 116 years.
- Land Before Statehood: If you count the pre-statehood territory shenanigans, Oklahoma's history stretches back much further. Think of it as the wild west prequel to the statehood sequel.
Important Note: We're not claiming Oklahoma is older than dirt. There's a difference between a cool historical background and geological timelines. We're just here for the fun facts and the occasional chuckle.
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How to Oklahoma: A Totally Unofficial FAQ
Now that you're (hopefully) brimming with Oklahoma knowledge, here are some quick tips for embracing your inner Oklahoman:
- How to Talk Sooner: Learn to say "Howdy" with genuine enthusiasm. Bonus points for a friendly "Y'all" thrown in.
- How to Eat Oklahoman: Embrace fried food and barbecue. Wash it down with some sweet tea (or a glass of something stronger, if that's your style).
- How to Dress Oklahoman: Boots are a must. Stetsons are optional, but highly encouraged for maximum Sooner points.
- How to Celebrate Oklahoma: Catch a Sooners game (or any local sporting event) and cheer like there's no tomorrow.
- How to Be More Oklahoma: Just relax, be friendly, and enjoy the ride!
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