Crabs: The Crustacean Cash Cow of Baltimore
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Alright, let's talk about the real MVPs of Baltimore: crabs. These little armored delicacies have single-handedly funded the Baltimore economy since, well, forever. But how much do these eight-legged goldmines actually cost? Let's dive in!
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| How Much Are Crabs In Baltimore |
Crab Prices: It's Not All Shells and Good Times
Disclaimer: Crab prices are as fickle as a toddler on a sugar rush. They can fluctuate like a rollercoaster on a windy day. So, take these numbers with a grain of salt (or a pinch of Old Bay, if you're feeling fancy).
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Generally speaking, you're looking at a price range anywhere from "I could buy a small car" to "I could buy a really nice crab cake." The size of the crab, the season, and where you're buying from all play a major role.
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- Jumbo Males: These are the cr�me de la cr�me of the crab world. Expect to shell out some serious dough for these big boys. We're talking prices that could make a pirate blush.
- Medium Males: A more affordable option, but still not exactly cheap. Think of them as the Goldilocks of crabs: not too big, not too small, and just right for most budgets.
- Females: Smaller and sweeter, females are a popular choice for crab lovers who prefer a delicate flavor. They're generally more budget-friendly than their male counterparts.
Where to Buy Crabs: A Crabtastic Conundrum
So, you've decided to take the plunge and buy some crabs. But where do you go? Your options are as vast as the Chesapeake Bay. You can buy them from seafood markets, grocery stores, or even online. Just make sure you're buying from a reputable source. You don't want to end up with a bunch of salty disappointments.
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How to Enjoy Your Crabby Catch
Once you've managed to snag yourself a bushel of crabs, it's time to enjoy the fruits of your labor. But how do you actually eat these little critters? Fear not, crab-lover! With a little practice, you'll be cracking shells like a pro.
- Gather your tools: You'll need a mallet, a crab knife, and a bib. Optional but highly recommended: a cold beer.
- Start cracking: Carefully crack the shell to expose the meat. It might take a little effort, but it's worth it.
- Savor the flavor: Enjoy the sweet, succulent taste of crab meat. Don't forget to dip it in melted butter for extra deliciousness.
Pro tip: If you're new to the world of crab-eating, consider attending a crab feast. It's a great way to learn the ropes and make some new friends.
How to... Crab-Related FAQs
- How to pick a good crab: Look for crabs that are heavy for their size and have a bright, shiny shell.
- How to steam crabs: Bring a large pot of water to a boil, add Old Bay seasoning, and steam the crabs for the recommended time.
- How to clean crabs: Rinse the crabs under cold water and remove any debris before steaming.
- How to store leftover crab meat: Store it in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to two days.
- How to freeze crab meat: Freeze it in a freezer-safe container for up to three months.
Remember, the key to enjoying crabs is to relax and have fun. So grab a cold drink, put on some tunes, and get ready to crack into some crustacean goodness!
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