Cracking the Code: How Much Does a Memphis Zoo Trip Cost (Besides All the Zebra-Print Outfits You'll Want to Buy)
Let's face it, folks. You've got your eye on a Memphis Zoo adventure. You're dreaming of majestic lions roaring, playful penguins waddling, and maybe even a sloth taking its sweet time across your path (because, let's be real, that's the highlight). But before you pack your fanny pack full of animal crackers (though, a questionable choice, we won't judge), there's a burning question: how much does this animal kingdom extravaganza cost?
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| How Much Are Memphis Zoo Tickets |
Fear Not, Thrift Seekers! Here's the Ticket Breakdown:
General Admission:
- Adults (12 and Up): Buckle up, buttercup, because it's $24.95.
- Youths (Also 12 and Up, We See You Trying to Sneak In): $24.95 (Sorry, gotta pay the giraffe food bill somehow).
- Children (Ages 2-11): $19.95 (Because little adventurers deserve a discount).
- Under 2: Free (They're probably just looking at their own shoes anyway).
Pro Tip: Buy your tickets online to avoid the line and impress everyone with your technological prowess (or at least avoid hangry meltdowns caused by waiting).
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Special Discounts: We Got You, Boo!
- Military Discount: Show your ID and snag some savings (because heroes deserve to see heroes, like that majestic lion we mentioned).
- Group Rates: Planning a family reunion or a super-sized friend outing? Hit up the zoo's website for the scoop on group discounts (more people, more fun, divided by the cost equals more savings for everyone!).
But Wait, There's More! (Because There Always Is)
These prices are your gateway to a world of wonder. You're talking face-to-face time with fascinating creatures, educational exhibits that make learning fun (or at least feel slightly less like school), and enough memories to fill your social media for weeks.
Still not convinced? Think of it this way: for the price of a few fancy coffees, you can commune with a cheetah. Just sayin.
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How To FAQs: Your Memphis Zoo Ticket Guru Speaks
How to score a discount? Check the zoo's website for military and group rates.
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How to avoid waiting in line? Buy your tickets online, my friend.
Tip: Read carefully — skimming skips meaning.
How much are tickets for, like, a special event? These can vary, so check the zoo's calendar for details.
How to bring my own snacks? The zoo allows you to pack your own food, but there are also concession stands if you forget the goldfish crackers. (Though, again, questionable choice.)
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How to make the most of my visit? The zoo has a website and app with maps, showtimes, and feeding schedules. Plan your attack!
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