So You Got Yourself a Souvenir in Boston...The Parking Ticket Kind
Let's face it, Boston is a walkable city, a cyclist's paradise (if you're brave enough to dodge the taxis), and a public transport enthusiast's dream. But sometimes, you just gotta buckle up and battle for a street parking spot. That's where the magic (or should we say, tragic) world of Boston parking tickets comes in.
How Much Will This Cost Me, You Ask?
Well, buckle up buttercup, because the answer is... it depends. Boston likes to keep things interesting with a whole range of fines depending on your infraction. Here's a quick rundown:
- Meter Mayhem: Forgot to feed the meter? That'll be a cool $55. Ouch.
- The Parking Prohibitor Party Pooper: Ignored a sign that says "No Parking - Anytime"? That's a hefty $18 you're shelling out.
But wait, there's more! Boston offers a delightful range of other violations, each with its own special price tag. We won't bore you with the details (because let's be honest, nobody wants to relive the trauma of parallel parking next to a fire hydrant), but just know they can range from a slap-on-the-wrist $18 to a wallet-withering $100+.
Here's the golden rule: Don't be that guy (or gal) who thinks the parking gods won't notice their transgression. They will. And they will be armed with a ticket and a steely gaze.
So How Can I Avoid This Sticky Situation Altogether?
- Become a Meter Meister: Master the art of feeding those meters religiously. Set alarms, write yourself notes, do whatever it takes to avoid the wrath of the meter maid.
- Befriend a Local: Know someone with a driveway? Forge an eternal bond based on the mutual exchange of parking privileges.
- Embrace Public Transport: Boston's T system might seem like a labyrinth at first, but trust us, it's better than a parking ticket (and probably cheaper than therapy for the whole ordeal).
Remember, a little planning goes a long way.
FAQ: How to Dodge a Boston Parking Ticket Like a Pro (Kind Of)
- How to: Contest a Parking Ticket
- Answer: It's a valiant effort, but be prepared to fight the good fight. Head to
https://www.boston.gov/departments/parking-clerk/how-pay-parking-ticket
- How to: Develop X-Ray Vision to See Expired Meters
- Answer: While this would be super helpful, this technological marvel remains in the realm of science fiction. Stick to setting reminders.
- How to: Bribe the Parking Meter with Candy
- Answer: We wouldn't recommend it. Parking enforcement officers have a sweet tooth for justice, not Snickers.
- How to: Negotiate a Lower Rate with the Parking Meter
- Answer: While the persuasive arts are admirable, parking meters are not known for their bargaining skills.
- How to: Become Invisible
- Answer: This might be your best bet. Just kidding (mostly). Pay attention to the signs and avoid temptation.
