So You Wanna Be a Colts Diehard? Deciphering the Season Ticket Enigma
Ever dreamt of spending your Sundays (and Mondays...and Thursdays...) cheering on the Indianapolis Colts with the fervor of a caffeinated howler monkey? Well, friend, then season tickets might be your holy grail! But before you start emptying your piggy bank, let's navigate the murky waters of Colts season ticket pricing.
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Buckle Up, Buttercup: It Ain't Cheap
Let's be honest, attending every Colts game is a luxury, and season tickets reflect that. Prices vary depending on seat location, kind of like choosing real estate for your backside. The closer you are to the action (and the cheerleaders), the steeper the price tag. We're talking anywhere from the low thousands to enough to buy a gently-used yacht (okay, maybe a jetski).
But Wait, There's More! (Because There Always Is)
There's a reason they call it a season ticket. You're not just buying access to eight home games, but also a smorgasbord of Colts perks (depending on the package you choose). These can include:
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- Early access to single-game tickets: Because who doesn't love bragging rights to your friends?
- Exclusive merchandise: Rep the Colts with limited-edition swag that screams "I bleed horseshoe blue!"
- Priority parking: Skip the pre-game scramble and waltz right into your VIP parking spot (or at least a slightly closer one).
So, How Much Does This Footbally Fantasy Cost?
Unfortunately, the Indianapolis Colts haven't released their 2024 season ticket pricing yet. But fret not, intrepid Colts fan! Based on previous years [here's where you'd wink if you could], you can expect a range of:
- General Bowl Seating: $430 - $920 per seat (think bleachers with a view)
- Club Level Seating: $3,050 - $3,500 per seat (think plush seats, fancy food options, and maybe even a complimentary massage...probably not, but a man can dream)
But Remember, You're Getting More Than Just a Ticket!
You're buying into the Colts family, the camaraderie, the shared experience of screaming yourselves hoarse over Andrew Luck's...oh wait, wrong era. You're buying memories (hopefully good ones) and bragging rights that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next season).
Alright, Alright, I'm Sold. How Do I Actually Get Season Tickets?
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Great call! Here are some handy FAQs to get you started:
How to Apply for Colts Season Tickets?
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Keep an eye on the Colts official website (
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How to Choose the Right Seat Location?
This depends on your budget and priorities. Do you crave the roar of the crowd or a more relaxed experience? Check out the virtual seating chart on the Colts website to get a feel for different sections.
How to Renew My Existing Colts Season Tickets?
Current season ticket holders typically receive renewal information directly from the Colts. But if you're unsure, contact their ticket sales department at 317-297-7000.
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How to Afford Colts Season Tickets?
Let's be real, this is a marathon, not a sprint. Consider budgeting throughout the year, or teaming up with friends to split the cost (just make sure you all agree on who gets to high-five the mascot).
How to Explain This Purchase to My Significant Other?
Ah, the age-old question. Here's the truth: season tickets are an investment in your happiness (and theirs, if they're a Colts fan too!). Maybe frame it as a "shared experience" or a "fun date night activity." Just be prepared to deploy your most charming negotiation skills.
So there you have it, folks! A crash course in Colts season ticket pricing. Now get out there and secure your spot in Colts history (and hopefully some comfy seats too)!
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