So, About That Boston University Price Tag: A Hilariously Honest Breakdown (Because Adulting is Expensive)
Let's face it, folks. Boston University is about as synonymous with prestige as it is with leaving your wallet feeling lighter than a Kardashian's morals. But fear not, future Terriers (that's BU's mascot, by the way - not a misspelling of terrorist!), because we're about to break down the cost of attending BU with a healthy dose of humor (because crying is free, but therapy costs extra).
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| How Much Boston University Cost |
The Big Kahuna: Tuition and Fees
Brace yourselves, because this number's gonna hit you harder than a rogue Green Monster fly ball. We're talking about a cool $66,670 for a year's worth of tuition. That's enough to buy a small island...in the Maldives...during the off-season. But hey, at least you'll be getting a top-notch education, right? (Right?!)
Where Your Other Money Goes: The Great Boston Escape
Boston isn't exactly known for its bargain-basement housing situation. On-campus housing will set you back a neat $12,180 a year. For that price, you might expect a room with a view of the ocean... but more likely you'll get a view of your equally terrified roommate's ramen noodle collection.
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Food: Eating on a Budget (or Ramen Noodles)
Because let's be real, after tuition and housing, ramen noodles are starting to sound pretty appealing. But fear not, there are dining plans available, although they'll cost you around $6,840 a year. Hey, at least you won't starve... unless you have a serious sweet tooth and accidentally spend your entire meal plan budget on all-you-can-eat Ben & Jerrys.
Don't Forget the Nickel and Dime Stuff: Fees
Ah yes, fees. Those delightful little charges that seem to multiply faster than rabbits in a magician's hat. Throw in another $1,432 for various BU-related fees, and you've officially reached $87,122.
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The Bottom Line: Is it Worth It?
Look, only you can decide if BU's hefty price tag is worth it. But hey, at least you'll have a great story to tell your grandkids (assuming you can afford grandkids after paying off those student loans).
## Frequently Asked Questions (Because Let's Be Honest, You Have Them)
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How to save money on college?
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Scholarships, grants, work-study programs - all your best friends in the fight against financial ruin.
How to score a sweet scholarship?
Start by being a genius (or at least really good at standardized tests). Failing that, try community service, extracurricular activities, or developing a unique talent like competitive thumb-twiddling.
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How to get a work-study job on campus?
The financial aid office is your best bet. Be prepared to swap those spring break dreams of Cancun for shifts in the library basement.
How to avoid ramen noodle addiction?
Learn to cook! Or become good friends with someone who can.
How to maintain a positive attitude about all this?
Focus on the amazing education and experiences you'll get at BU. Just remember, laughter is the best medicine (and it's free!).
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