The Great Denver Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July
Did you wake up this morning with visions of a winter wonderland outside your window? Did you excitedly dig out your skis and dust off your snow boots, only to be met with the crushing disappointment of a perfectly normal summer day? Well, fret no more, fellow weather enthusiasts (or should I say, non-enthusiasts?), because according to all available evidence, it did not, in fact, snow in Denver today.
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Shocking, I Know, Right?
Here's the down low (or should I say, the high low, because it's July and hot!): Weather reports across the board are singing the same tune - not a single snowflake graced the Mile High City with its presence. That's right, folks, it's a full-blown summer scorcher out there, with highs reaching a balmy 92 degrees Fahrenheit.
Now, before you start questioning the very fabric of reality, let's remember, it is July after all. Snow in Denver in July is about as likely as finding a decent parking spot at the mall during the holidays.
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But hey, if you're really itching for a snowball fight, there's always the chance of a freak hailstorm. Just don't come crying to me when your windows get busted!
Looking for Snow in July? Here are some Helpful Tips (That Probably Won't Help):
- Head to the nearest freezer aisle: Sure, it won't be the same exhilarating experience as a real snow day, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
- Stock up on crushed ice: Operation "Whiteout My Living Room" may be a bit ambitious, but at least you can pretend you have a mini-glacier chilling your cocktails.
- Book a flight to Antarctica: Okay, this might be a bit extreme, but hey, if you're truly committed to your July snow dreams, who am I to judge?
FAQ: How to Deal with the Disappointment of No Summer Snow
- How to channel your inner Elsa: Belt out "Let It Go" at the top of your lungs. It may not bring snow, but it'll definitely unleash your inner diva.
- How to embrace the sunshine: Break out the sunscreen, shades, and flip flops! It's time to soak up some Vitamin D and enjoy all the joys of summer.
- How to plan your next winter escape: Dust off your skis and start researching epic winter vacations. Because hey, there's always next year!
- How to make it snow...metaphorically: Volunteer your time at a local soup kitchen or homeless shelter. Spreading kindness and cheer is the closest thing to a heartwarming snowstorm you can get in July.
- How to accept the fact that it's July and not December: Look, denial is a powerful tool, but sometimes, reality bites. Just embrace the sunshine and enjoy the season!
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