The Great Kansas City Snowpocalypse of... July 21st? (Spoiler Alert: It Didn't Happen)
Did you wake up this morning with visions of sugarplums dancing in your head, only to be met with the harsh reality of a scorching summer sun? Well, fret not, fellow Kansan, because you're not alone in this meteorological mix-up.
Let's face it, the idea of snowfall in Kansas City in July is about as likely as finding a perfectly ripe avocado at the grocery store these days. But hey, a little summer snow daydream never hurt anyone, right?
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According to our trusty weather sources (who, let's be honest, sometimes seem to be channeling a confused squirrel), there wasn't a single snowflake that graced the fine city of Kansas City today. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
Now, before you start questioning the very fabric of reality, remember, it's the middle of July! We're more likely to see a herd of unicorns tap-dancing on the Country Club Plaza than a blizzard rolling through town.
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But hey, if you're REALLY itching for a snowball fight, I hear the folks up in North Dakota are practically drowning in snowdrifts this time of year. Just sayin'.
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How to channel your inner Elsa when there's no snow?
- Belt out some epic "Let It Go" karaoke.
- Stock up on blue Gatorade and pretend it's a magical ice potion.
- Build a snowman... out of marshmallows.
How to convince your friends you actually witnessed a July snowstorm?
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- This one's tricky. Maybe stick to more believable tall tales.
How to prepare for the next (highly improbable) July snowpocalypse?
- Invest in a really good sun hat. You'll need it more.
How to deal with the crushing disappointment of no snow day?
- Chocolate ice cream. Always the answer.
How to turn this situation into a positive?
- Enjoy the sunshine! Go for a walk, have a picnic in the park, or crank up the AC and have an indoor movie marathon.
So there you have it, folks. No snow day for Kansas City today. But hey, at least we can all share a good laugh (and maybe a slightly disappointed sigh) about the whole thing.
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