The Great Detroit Sign Caper: A Sign-vestigative Report
Ah, the Detroit sign. Towering over I-94 like a friendly (or perhaps slightly judgmental) giant, it's become a landmark in its own right. But there's one burning question on everyone's lips: just how much did this metal behemoth set the Motor City back?
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| How Much Did The New Detroit Sign Cost |
Did Someone Say "Shiny New Sign?"
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Well, buckle up, because here's the lowdown. The price tag for this beacon of civic pride? A cool $425,000. Yep, you read that right. For that price, you could've bought, like, a million Coney Island hot dogs (though that might not be the healthiest option).
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Sign-ificant Debate: Worth the Dough?
Of course, the cost sparked a fiery debate hotter than a habanero-laced pastie. Some folks thought it was a stellar investment, a symbol of Detroit's resurgence. Others, well, let's just say they weren't exactly singing "Motor City is Burning" from the rooftops.
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The Sign-opsis: A Sign of the Times?
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Here's the thing: signs can be subjective. Maybe you think it's a masterpiece, a shining testament to Detroit's spirit. Maybe you think it looks like something your overenthusiastic toddler built out of Legos. Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder (or the beholder stuck in rush hour traffic trying to get a decent selfie).
Frequently Asked Sign-quiries (FAQ):
- How to appreciate the Detroit sign? Easy! Stand back, squint a little, and maybe pretend it's a more famous sign in a sunnier locale.
- How to avoid traffic jams caused by sign gawkers? Patience, my friend. Patience.
- How to build your own Detroit sign at home (on a budget)? Cardboard, anyone?
- How to convince your friends the Detroit sign is a secret government listening device? That's a conspiracy theory for another day.
- How to move on with your life after reading this entire post about a sign? Carry on! And maybe grab a real Coney Island hot dog while you're at it.
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