So You Want a Fancy Robot Dog? Unleashing Your Inner Millionaire with Boston Dynamics
Ever looked at your neighbor's poodle and thought, "This just isn't dramatic enough"? Well, fret no more! Boston Dynamics is here to replace your barking buddy with a robot that can climb mountains and probably judge you less (although that last part isn't guaranteed). But before you go trading in your slippers for a robot leash, there's one burning question: how much does this high-tech hound cost?
Buckle Up, Buttercup: We're Going on a Price Ride!
Here's the truth, folks: Boston Dynamics robots don't come cheap. We're talking about the kind of price tag that could make your accountant do a spit take with their morning coffee. Spot, the robo-dog that's been stealing hearts (and maybe some jobs) online, will set you back a cool $74,000. That's more than a college degree these days (although arguably a lot less stressful).
But Wait, There's More! (Because of Course There Is)
Think Spot's hefty price tag is enough to stop you? Hold onto your robot leash, because Boston Dynamics has a whole kennel of creations, each with its own eye-watering price tag. Atlas, the humanoid robot that can do parkour and make you seriously question your life choices, is estimated to cost somewhere in the $150,000 range. That's enough to buy a small island (though said island probably wouldn't have wifi, which might be a dealbreaker for Atlas).
So, is Buying a Boston Dynamics Robot a Good Investment?
Well, that depends. Are you planning on overthrowing the government with an army of robot dogs? Because if so, this might not be the most budget-friendly option (although, let's be honest, the entertainment value would be phenomenal).
For most folks, a Boston Dynamics robot is more of a luxury item, like a yacht or a pet unicorn (because those are definitely a thing... right?). But hey, if you've got the cash and the desire to own a piece of the future, then by all means, go get yourself a robot buddy. Just be prepared to explain it to your very confused family at Thanksgiving dinner.
How To Robot FAQs
How to convince my spouse a robot dog is a good idea?
*This one is tricky. Maybe focus on the practical applications, like robot-delivered slippers?
How to afford a Boston Dynamics robot?
*Winning the lottery is a good start. Alternatively, you could try selling your beanie baby collection.
How to train a Boston Dynamics robot?
*There's probably an app for that.
How to explain a robot dog to your mail carrier?
*A simple "It's not what it looks like" might suffice. Maybe offer them a complimentary robot-delivered beverage?
How to avoid your robot dog taking over the world?
*Treat it with kindness and maybe avoid downloading any suspicious robot uprising software.
