The Great Austin Snowmageddon: A Centennial Tale (Maybe)
Ah, Austin, Texas. Land of breakfast tacos, live music, and...blizzarding snow? Okay, hold on to your cowboy hats, because while visions of sugarplums might not dance in your head here, believe it or not, snowflakes do occasionally grace Austin with their fleeting presence. But how much snow are we talking about, exactly? Enough to build a snowman that won't melt into a puddle in five minutes? Let's dive into the fascinating (or perhaps terrifying) world of Austin snowfall.
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The Shocking Truth (Maybe)
Here's the thing: the average snowfall in Austin is a laugh-out-loud 0.3 inches a year. That's less snow than a spilled cup of shaved ice at a frat party. So, technically, you could say Austin doesn't really get snow. But hey, averages are for suckers, right?
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The Once-in-a-Blue-Moon Blizzard Blast
The truth is, Austin gets a dusting of snow, maybe enough for a snowball fight (or a very sad snowman), about once every two years. But that's where things get interesting. Every decade or so, the weather gods decide to mess with us and unleash a snowpocalypse. We're talking about the kind of snow that shuts down the city and has us all scrambling for bread and milk (because that's what you do in a snowstorm, right?). The most recent epic snow event was in February 2021, with a whopping 2-4 inches of the white stuff. Austin went into full-on meltdown mode, which is pretty darn funny considering most places wouldn't even bat an eyelash at that amount of snow.
But Wait, There's More! A Look at Historic Snowzilla
Now, let's talk about the real legends, the blizzards of yesteryear. Austin has a surprising history with snowstorms. Can you believe the city once got slammed with a staggering 11 inches of snow in November of 1937? That's unheard of these days! And while 11 inches might not seem like much to folks up north, for Austin, it's practically a polar vortex situation.
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Important Winter Texan Tips
- Embrace the chaos. When it snows in Austin, it's a citywide party. So grab your swimsuit (because it'll probably melt by tomorrow) and head outside for some snow angels (or at least a confused stare at the white stuff).
- Don't even think about driving. Austin roads turn into ice rinks faster than you can say "Whataburger." Just stay home, sip on some sweet tea, and laugh at the madness.
- Stock up on essentials. Bread, milk, and maybe a snorkel for when the streets flood (because apparently, Austin can't handle anything but sunshine).
How to Survive an Austin Snowpocalypse FAQ
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Q: How to build a snowman in Austin?
A: Act fast! And be prepared for a slightly depressing snowman that looks more like a melted ice cream cone.
Q: How to drive in Austin snow?
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A: Don't. Seriously. Just stay home.
Q: How to impress your friends with your knowledge of Austin weather?
A: Casually drop the fact that we once had an 11-inch snowfall. You'll be the star of the party (until the power goes out).
Q: How to prepare for an Austin snowstorm?
A: Stock up on snacks, download some movies, and get ready to embrace the weird.
Q: How much snow does it REALLY snow in Austin?
A: Enough to keep things interesting, but not enough to ruin your flip-flop collection.
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