You Want Detroit: Become Human on Xbox? Buckle Up, Buttercup!
Ah, Detroit: Become Human. A game where you guide androids through an existential crisis, wrestle with robot rights, and make choices that would make even Solomon scratch his head. Sounds amazing, right? Absolutely. But here's the thing, my fellow android enthusiast: Detroit: Become Human is a PlayStation exclusive.
That's right, Sony snatched this narrative masterpiece up faster than a Connor with a perp on the run. So, if you're itching to play it on your Xbox, well, you might be out of luck. Unless...
Enter the Workaround Wormhole (but Seriously, There Isn't One... Yet)
Look, we can dream about a magical portal that deposits Detroit: Become Human onto your Xbox, but as of today (and let's be honest, probably for a while), that portal remains firmly in the realm of science fiction. But fear not! There are still ways to experience this epic story.
- Become a PlayStation Person (Just for This Game, We Won't Judge): Hey, if the game's that good, a little platform switch-up might be worth it. Just be prepared to explain to your Xbox brethren that this android revolution is worth the temporary betrayal.
- PC Master Race to the Rescue (Maybe): Detroit: Become Human is available on PC. Just be sure your computer can handle those sweet, sweet graphics before you dive in. Nobody wants their existential crisis to be accompanied by lag.
But I Really Want it on Xbox! ****
We hear you. We feel you. And hey, maybe someday Sony will open the gates and let Detroit: Become Human grace the Xbox realm. Until then, keep these alternatives in mind.
In the meantime, here are some other narrative-driven games you can play on Xbox to hold you over:
- Life is Strange (because who doesn't love rewinding awkward high school moments?)
- The Wolf Among Us (fairy tales gone grimdark, perfect for your inner cynic)
- What Remains of Edith Finch (get ready for a wild emotional rollercoaster)
FAQ: Detroit: Become Human on Xbox Woes (Because Google Knows You're Searching for Answers)
- How to play Detroit: Become Human on Xbox? As of now, you can't. It's a PlayStation exclusive. Check out the alternatives listed above!
- How to convince Sony to bring Detroit: Become Human to Xbox? We recommend positive vibes and maybe a strongly worded letter. But seriously, there's no guaranteed method, but hey, manifesting never hurt anyone, right?
- How to channel my disappointment into something productive? Learn a new skill! Take up origami and fold yourself a perfect android. Write a scathing haiku about exclusives. The possibilities are endless!
- How to know when Detroit: Become Human comes to Xbox? Stay tuned to gaming news sites and social media. We'll all be celebrating in the streets (or at least refreshing our browsers) when that glorious day arrives.
- How to accept that life is unfair and sometimes video games don't come to the platform you want? This one's the hardest. We recommend chocolate and reruns of your favorite show.
