So You Want the Dr. Miami Boob Job? How Much Does That Even Cost?
Let's face it, Dr. Miami (aka Michael Salzhauer, MD) has become synonymous with sculpted physiques and enhanced...assets. And if those "assets" are feeling a little, well, deflated, you might be wondering how much it would cost to get that signature Dr. Miami breast augmentation.
But here's the thing: Dr. Miami's magic touch doesn't come with a one-size-fits-all price tag. Just like his biceps, the cost can vary depending on a bunch of factors.
Buckle Up, Buttercup: Here's What Affects the Price
- Implant Fancy?": Think of your implants like the sprinkles on your boob sundae. Basic silicone sprinkles? Less expensive. But if you want the latest, greatest, most high-tech, sprinkle-filled-gummy-bear implants, that'll hike up the price tag.
- The Anesthesia Adventure: General anesthesia keeps you snoozing while Dr. Miami works his wonders. Local anesthesia keeps you more aware, but might cost less. (Though, let's be honest, who wants to be awake during a boob job?)
- **Facility Fees: **Think of it like a resort fee, but for your boobs. You're paying for the swanky operating room, the top-notch nurses, and maybe even a post-op mimosa (okay, probably not, but a girl can dream!).
Don't Panic! Here's a Ballpark Figure (But Don't Play Baseball With It)
Based on what other Miami surgeons charge, a Dr. Miami breast augmentation likely falls somewhere in the $8,000 to $12,000 range. But remember, this is just an estimate!
The Golden Rule: Schedule a Consultation
The best way to get a real price quote is to schedule a consultation with Dr. Miami himself. He can assess your individual needs and give you a personalized price breakdown. Think of it as a boob-ucation (terrible joke, we know).
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to schedule a consultation with Dr. Miami?
Head over to Dr. Miami's website [therealdrmiami.com] and fill out the contact form. You can also call his office at (305) 861-8266.
How to save up for a Dr. Miami breast augmentation?
Become a master couponer, take up a side hustle, or convince your rich aunt that bigger boobs are an excellent investment. (We don't recommend the last one, but hey, desperate times...)
How to look fabulous while you save?
Hit the gym, rock a killer push-up bra, and embrace what you've got! Confidence is always the sexiest accessory.
How to convince my significant other that a Dr. Miami breast augmentation is a good idea?
Focus on the confidence boost it will give you (not just the cleavage). Maybe even offer a celebratory post-op dinner (you deserve it!).
How to find a reputable plastic surgeon (besides Dr. Miami)?
The American Society of Plastic Surgeons [American Society of Plastic Surgeons (.org)] is a great resource to find qualified surgeons in your area.
