The burning question: How much is gas REALLY costing you at Portland's Costco?
Let's face it, in these wild times, checking gas prices is like watching a suspense thriller. You hold your breath, peek at the number, and pray it's not doing the thriller villain reveal face (you know, the crazy eyes and maniacal laugh). But fear not, intrepid Portlander! We're here to crack the code on Costco's gas game.
The intel you crave (with a sprinkle of humor):
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According to our crack team of gas price detectives (who are way more exciting than they sound, by the way. We're talking trench coats, fedoras, the whole nine yards), Costco in Portland is currently hovering around $3.84 for regular unleaded. That's not bad, folks, considering the gas price roller coaster we've all been on lately. Premium is holding steady at around $4.40, and for those of you with diesel-powered beasts, you're looking at $4.02.
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But wait, there's more! Remember, Costco membership is like the secret handshake to gas station nirvana. You gotta have that plastic card to access those sweet, sweet savings. So, factor that into the equation if you're not already a member.
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Pro Tip: Download the Costco app. It's like having a tiny gas price genie in your pocket. Plus, you can use it to snag coupons while you're at it. Who doesn't love a good two-fer?
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Here's the not-so-funny-but-important part: Gas prices are like the weather in Portland: changeable. So, these prices might be slightly different by the time you fill up. But hey, that's why we love living on the edge, right?
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FAQs for the frugal friend:
- How to score the cheapest gas at Costco? Fill up with regular unleaded and befriend a member if you're not one already.
- How to avoid the Costco gas station pump jockey guilt trip? Practice a firm but friendly "no thanks" when they offer to clean your windshield.
- How to tell if the line at Costco gas is worth it? If it snakes all the way around the building, maybe try your luck elsewhere. But hey, free samples while you wait, right?
- How to impress your significant other with your Costco gas knowledge? Casually drop this nugget: "Honey, did you know Costco uses Top Tier™ gasoline? It's better for your car!" (They'll be swooning in no time.)
- How to make the most of your Costco gas station trip? Fill up the tank, grab a rotisserie chicken (because, duh!), and treat yourself to a giant bag of gummy bears. You deserve it!
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