The Great Indianapolis Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July!
Ah, the burning question on everyone's mind in Indianapolis in the heart of July: How much snow are we gonna get? Buckle up, folks, because we have a groundbreaking weather forecast for you.
The Official Meteorological Report (from a very reliable source, trust me)
According to my highly sophisticated weather prediction device (also known as a window), Indianapolis is expecting a whopping ZERO inches of snow in the foreseeable future. That's right, folks, you can dust off your flip flops and sunscreen – winter is officially on hold (and hopefully pouting in a corner somewhere).
Now, before you rush out and buy a lifetime supply of marshmallows (for reasons totally unrelated to snow), let's delve a little deeper
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There's a chance you might be one of those super-prepared individuals who likes to plan ahead (admirable, truly). But fear not, snow-loving friend, because winter will be here eventually (let's just all agree not to mention that word for a while longer, okay?).
But hey, if you're absolutely itching to get your snow fix
There's always the option to:
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- Head north! Embrace your inner explorer and find a place where the snow is clinging on for dear life.
- Hit the slopes (virtually, that is). There are some amazing ski and snowboarding video games out there that can provide a thrilling (and slightly chilly) experience.
- Channel your inner Elsa and build a snowman... out of marshmallows! We won't judge (much).
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How To FAQs:
How to Prepare for the Next Indianapolis Snowpocalypse (Even Though There Isn't One Now)
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A. Stock up on cozy blankets, hot cocoa supplies, and good books.
How to Convince Your Friends You Actually Enjoy Summer Weather
A. Feign excitement about all things outdoorsy (picnics, barbecues, maybe even yard work... okay, maybe not that last one).
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How to Identify a Fellow Snow-Obsessed Individual in July
A. They're the ones wearing sweaters and talking wistfully about "snow days."
How to Deal with the Disappointment of No Upcoming Snowfall
A. Distract yourself with all the amazing things summer has to offer (ice cream, pool floats, staying cool... you get the idea).
How to Thank Me for This Invaluable Information
A. A virtual high five will suffice!
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