Light Up Your Wallet (But Not Like a Firework) - How Much Does Memphis Zoo Lights Cost?
Ah, Memphis Zoo Lights. A dazzling display of twinkling wonder, a winter wonderland where even the penguins are sporting festive scarves (probably because they're the only ones who actually need them). But before you pack your selfie stick and peppermint hot chocolate cravings, you might be wondering: how much does this illuminated extravaganza set you back?
Here's the lowdown:
- Adult/Youth (Ages 12 & Up): Brace yourself (but not too hard, you don't want to miss the lights!), you're looking at $24.95.
- Child (ages 2-11): For the wee ones, it's a slightly gentler $19.95.
Wait, there's more! This is Memphis, y'all, and we like to keep things interesting. Here's a shocking revelation (see what I did there?):
- Tickets aren't available yet! They go on sale November 1st, so mark your calendars and set those reminder alarms (because, let's be honest, remembering things is hard).
But hey, that gives you plenty of time to:
Tip: Stop when you find something useful.
- Dust off those ugly holiday sweaters. The brighter, the better! You'll blend right in with the light displays.
- Practice your carols. Who needs Mariah Carey when you've got your own dulcet tones ringing through the zoo?
- Mentally prepare yourself for the penguin photobomb. It's inevitable, and it's glorious.
Alright, alright, enough with the frivolity. Here's the serious stuff (sort of):
- These are advanced purchase prices. Tickets might be a tad more expensive at the gate, so buy online and save yourself some moolah (or should we say "flamingo" bucks?).
- Parking is extra. But hey, at least you won't have to walk all the way from Nashville (unless you're feeling particularly adventurous).
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FAQ: Memphis Zoo Lights Edition
1. How to buy tickets?
Tickets go on sale online on November 1st. Get ready to tap, tap, tap your way to a dazzling night!
Tip: Revisit this page tomorrow to reinforce memory.
2. How to save money on Memphis Zoo Lights?
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Buy your tickets online in advance and consider becoming a zoo member for year-round savings. Plus, who wouldn't want to hang out with pandas on a regular basis?
3. How to avoid crowds?
QuickTip: Skim slowly, read deeply.
Go on a weeknight or a Sunday night. Tuesdays are typically the least crowded.
4. How to dress for Memphis Zoo Lights?
Layers are your friend! It can get chilly at night, but you might get warm walking around. Don't forget those festive threads, though!
Tip: Pause whenever something stands out.
5. How to prepare for the Memphis Zoo Lights?
Charge your camera, grab your favorite people (or your pet llama, no judgment), and get ready for a night of twinkling fun!
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