Messi's Salary at Inter Miami: Richer Than Your Wildest Dreams (and Tax Bracket)
So, you're curious about Lionel Messi's paycheck at Inter Miami? Well, buckle up, because this Argentinian legend isn't exactly pulling minimum wage.
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Drowning in Dough: A King's Ransom Per Week
We're talking about a cool $1.2 million hitting Messi's bank account every seven days. That's more money than most of us see in a year (or, ahem, several lifetimes).
Imagine what you could do with that kind of cash: Buy a small island nation? Fund a lifetime supply of gummy bears? Hire a team of people to follow you around saying, "Yes, you're right, Messi," every time you speak? The possibilities are truly endless (although that last one might get a little creepy).
But Wait, There's a (Tax) Catch!
Hold your caviar-filled horses, though. Uncle Sam (and his Floridian counterpart) have a healthy appetite for a slice of that Messi pie. After taxes, Messi's weekly haul shrinks to a still-impressive (but slightly less yacht-worthy) $600,000.
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Still, that's enough to make most of us look at our piggy banks and weep gently.
So, How Does This Compare?
Messi's contract absolutely crushes the Major League Soccer salary game. The previous champion, Xherdan Shaqiri, is practically rolling in pennies compared to Messi's Scrooge McDuck money bin.
Basically, Messi's the Michael Jordan of MLS salaries (with even better hair).
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FAQ: You've Got Questions, We've (Maybe) Got Answers
How to earn a Messi-sized salary?
Sorry, buddy. There's no magic formula (except maybe winning the lottery or becoming a world-famous footballer).
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How to avoid Messi-level taxes?
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We're not tax professionals, but becoming a resident of a tax haven probably wouldn't hurt. Just consult a real financial advisor, though, because we don't want you ending up in hot water.
How to spend a million dollars in a week?
That's a challenge for another day. Let's just say it would involve a lot of luxury shopping, exotic vacations, and questionable financial decisions.
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How to convince Messi to be my best friend?
Honestly, your best bet is probably to win the lottery and then offer to share.
How to score like Messi?
Practice, practice, practice! And maybe a sprinkle of magic football boots (not guaranteed).
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