The High Price of Relief: How Much Does a Portland Loo Cost, Anyway?
Let's face it, gotta go sometimes, even when nature calls in the concrete jungle. That's where the noble Portland Loo comes in, a beacon of hope for beleaguered bladders and bursting bowels. But before you waltz into this restroom revolution, you might be wondering: just how much does this porcelain palace cost?
Buckle up, because the answer is both eye-watering and hilarious (depending on your mood).
We're talking about some serious coin here. Estimates range from a cool $155,000 for the base unit itself, to a whopping $200,000 after you factor in shipping and installation. That's more than a decent used car! You could buy a lifetime supply of plungers (and trust us, with some public restrooms, you'd need it) for that price.
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But wait, there's more!
These fancy facilities aren't exactly budget-friendly on the maintenance side either. Yearly upkeep can set you back a cool $14,000. That's like paying for a luxury spa treatment...for a toilet.
So, what makes these loos so darn expensive?
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Well, for one thing, they're built to be tough. Vandal-proof? More like vandal-resistant apocalypse bunkers. They're also designed to be self-cleaning (because, let's be honest, some public restrooms would revolt if left to their own devices).
Here's the thing, though: While the price tag is enough to make your wallet weep, Portland Loos do offer some undeniable advantages. They're clean, safe, and (dare we say?) even stylish. Plus, they help reduce public urination, which is always a public service.
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But is it worth the hefty price tag? That, my friend, is a question only your city council (and your bladder) can answer.
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## FAQ: Portland Loo Edition
1. How to justify the cost of a Portland Loo to your city council? Easy! Show them pictures of overflowing public restrooms and mutter something about "improved public health and reduced biohazards."
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2. How to install a Portland Loo in your backyard (without breaking the bank)? Let's be honest, that's just not happening. But hey, you could always rent one out for parties – "The Portland Loo: Because even your guests deserve a luxurious loo experience!"
3. How to convince your friend Brenda that your local Portland Loo is haunted? Turn off the lights, whisper spooky stories, and maybe rig a motion sensor to make the door slam shut. Just be prepared for some serious explaining later.
4. How to build your own budget-friendly Portland Loo replica? We don't recommend it, but hey, the internet is full of DIY projects. Just remember, when nature calls, you don't want your answer to be "uh oh."
5. How to use a Portland Loo without feeling judged? Everyone uses the bathroom, friend. Just relax, do your business, and emerge victorious (and relieved).
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