The Great Denver June Drench of 2023: A Rain-tastic Recap
Remember June 2023 in Denver? Yeah, that wasn't rain, that was a full-on tropical vacation for the clouds! We're talking epic downpours, record-breaking deluges, and enough moisture to fill a swimming pool...in your basement (hopefully not!).
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| How Much Rain Denver June 2023 |
Just How Soaked Were We?
So, how much did it actually rain? Buckle up, because this is where things get a little nutty. Denver received a whopping 6.10 inches of precipitation in June 2023. To put that in perspective, that's more than TRIPLE the average June rainfall of a measly 1.94 inches.
We're talking biblical proportions, people! Noah probably looked out his window and said, "Hold my beer, Denver's got this."
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June 2023: Breaking Records Left and Right
June wasn't just rainy, it was history-making rainy. This epic deluge completely shattered the 140-year record for June rainfall, previously set in 1882 with a paltry 4.96 inches.
Basically, Denver forgot the memo about summer and decided to cosplay as a monsoon.
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So Much Rain, It Got Weird
With all that rain, things got a little...unusual. Here's a taste of the aquatic adventures:
- Fish were seen using umbrellas to cross the street. (Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea.)
- Residents started using their kayaks to get to work. (Just kidding...mostly.)
- Denver Water offered free boat tours of the city. (Okay, this one might be a lie, but it would have been cool, right?)
Let's just say, Noah wasn't the only one building a boat that month.
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How to Deal with All This Wetness: A Totally Unofficial Guide
How to: Channel your inner mermaid and embrace the downpour. (Just be safe, folks!)
How to: Stock up on floaties and inflatable flamingos. You know, just in case.
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How to: Teach your dog to fetch umbrellas. It's a life skill everyone should have.
How to: Build a moat around your house. Extra security and a great conversation starter!
How to: (Don't) panic. It's all part of Mother Nature's wacky charm.
June 2023 may be over, but it'll definitely go down in Denver history as the month the skies opened up and the city took a bath. Here's to hoping next June is a little more...chill.
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