Houston: The City That's Always Getting Soaked
Houston, Texas – the land of endless possibilities and even more endless rain. Today was no exception. It's like Mother Nature decided to have a water balloon fight with the city, and we're all just collateral damage. I mean, who needs a gym membership when you can get a full-body workout dodging puddles?
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How Much Rain, You Ask?
Let's just say the answer is somewhere between "a little drizzle" and "Noah's Ark 2.0". I'm pretty sure the local ducks are doing the backstroke by now. If you're wondering if you can go kayaking through your living room, the answer is probably a resounding yes.
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Houston's New Official Mascot: The Rubber Duck
Seriously, this city needs to adopt a rubber duck as its official mascot. It would be more fitting than a rodeo cowboy at this point. I've seen more ducks floating down the streets than cars. And don't even get me started on the fish that are probably exploring the local shopping malls.
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Rain, Rain, Go Away
Come on, Houston, we get it. You like water. A lot. But maybe next time, could you consult a meteorologist before turning the city into a giant Slip 'N Slide? I'm starting to think that the city slogan should be "Houston: Always Open for Business... Unless It's Raining".
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Important Note: If you're planning on leaving your house today, bring a snorkel and a life jacket. Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, be careful out there!
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How to Survive a Houston Downpour
- How to build a makeshift ark: Unfortunately, I can't provide instructions for that. But you could try calling Noah for some tips.
- How to turn your living room into a fish spa: Just add water (and maybe some fish). But seriously, invest in a good flood insurance policy.
- How to navigate Houston streets like a pro: Buy a kayak and paddle your way to work. Or, you know, just stay home.
- How to find a dry spot in Houston: Good luck with that one. Maybe try floating on a giant inflatable unicorn?
- How to appreciate the silver lining: Remember, all this rain is good for the plants. And the ducks. And possibly the fish.
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