The Great Boston Tea Party of 2024: Is Rain Trying to Break Up With Us?
Let's face it, Boston. We've all been there. You know, that awkward moment when you realize your date brought an umbrella the size of a small sailboat. That, my friends, is the situation we currently find ourselves in with Mother Nature. It's raining cats and dogs (and possibly the occasional goldfish) and we're starting to wonder if this is just a fling, or if the weather gods are ready to settle down for the long haul.
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Drizzle Down Memory Lane: How Much Liquid Sunshine Have We Endured?
According to the folks at the Boston Globe, as of June 18th, 2024, Boston has been blessed – or perhaps besieged – with a whopping 27.6 inches of precipitation. That's enough to fill a kiddie pool the size of a Volkswagen, folks.
Now, some folks might be thinking, "Hey, that's not so bad!" But here's the thing: June only JUST started drying out. The real soakers came in the spring, turning our streets into mini-canals and our basements into impromptu swimming pools.
Is This Normal? Hold My Kayak, I'm Going to Check the Charts
Well, compared to last year's drought-like conditions, this is definitely a change of pace. But when you compare it to historical averages, Boston is currently sitting pretty above the norm. So, while this may not be biblical flood territory (yet!), it's definitely been a wet one.
QuickTip: Stop to think as you go.
But hey, at least the fireflies are happy! Silver linings, people, silver linings!
Frequently Asked Questions (Because Let's Be Honest, You Have Them)
How to Avoid Becoming a Mer-Person on My Commute?
Invest in some decent rain gear, my friend. Think practical, not pool party flamingo.
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
How to Explain to My Basement That It's Not the Ocean?
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Maybe offer some dehumidification and a stern talking to.
How to Convince My Dog That Puddles Are Not Oceans He Needs to Conquer?
QuickTip: Scan quickly, then go deeper where needed.
Good luck. Towels will be your friend.
How to Turn This Frown Upside Down?
Embrace the cozy vibes! Curl up with a good book, hot cocoa (or something a little stronger), and remember, sunshine is just around the corner (hopefully).
QuickTip: Focus on one paragraph at a time.
How to Properly Thank the Rain Gods for All This... Liquid Sunshine?
Maybe leave an offering of an umbrella you never liked anyway. It's the thought that counts, right?
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