The Great Kansas City Rain Caper: Did Someone Order a Swimming Pool in the Sky?
Ah, Kansas City. The City of Fountains, the Barbecue Capital of the World... and this year, apparently, the Surprise Aquatic Center of the Midwest? That's right, folks, rain has been making a splash in KC like a toddler in a jumpy house. But just how much splash are we talking? Buckle up, because we're diving into the depths of precipitation.
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Rain, Rain, Go Away... Actually, Stay a While!
Let's cut to the chase: Unfortunately, I can't give you the exact amount of rain Kansas City has seen this year without peeking at some official records. But trust me, it's been enough to make Noah consider a real estate investment in the area.
Here's the thing: Kansas City is known for its unpredictable weather. One minute you're basking in sunshine, the next you're dodging rogue puddles that could rival the Missouri River. This year, though, it seems like Mother Nature cranked the "liquid sunshine" dial to eleven.
Is This Normal? Hold My Beer
Now, some folks might be wondering, "Is all this rain normal for Kansas City?" Well, the answer is a resounding "Maybe!"
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The average rainfall for KC is around 38 inches a year. But hey, averages are like sprinkles on a barbeque – they don't tell the whole story. Some years we get drenched, others we leave the sprinklers on extra duty.
This year, well, it's definitely been a soaker. But hey, at least the car washes are thriving, right?
So, What's the Dealio with All This Rain?
Honestly, meteorologists are still scratching their heads a bit. There could be a bunch of factors at play, like fancy climate patterns with names that sound like Pokemon attacks.
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The important thing is, it's raining cats and, well, not cats (unless you live near a very confused feline).
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to build an ark in my backyard (just in case)?
While we recommend leaving the ark-building to the professionals (ahem, Noah), you can always invest in some good rain boots and a cheerful disposition.
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How to convince my dog that chasing puddles is a bad idea?
Good luck. The only thing more enticing to a dog than a squirrel is a suspiciously large puddle.
How to turn all this rain into delicious barbeque sauce?
Tip: Break it down — section by section.
Now you're talking! We can't recommend using actual rainwater, but maybe this downpour will inspire some creative culinary concoctions (just don't blame us if it explodes in your smoker).
How to avoid getting rained on while walking to my car?
This one requires mastering the ancient art of "sprinkler dodging" – a skill many Kansas Citians have honed to a ninja-like level.
How to make friends with the rain?
Put on your favorite raincoat, grab a cup of hot cocoa, and curl up with a good book. Sometimes, the best way to deal with the rain is to simply embrace it.
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