The Great Milwaukee Snowmageddon of... July 16th? (Spoiler Alert: It's Not Happening)
Brace yourselves, Milwaukee! We've all heard the whispers, the rumors swirling around the water cooler like a particularly enthusiastic dust bunny. Is a blizzard brewing? Will we be digging ourselves out of a winter wonderland in the middle of summer?
Hold your horses (or should we say, hold your shovels?) because the answer is a resounding NO.
That's right, folks. It looks like our beloved city will be spared the wrath of a rogue July snowstorm. Here's the down-low on why you can leave your snow boots in the closet (although, they might be handy for all the puddles those afternoon thunderstorms are gonna bring).
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Where'd this Snowpocalypse Myth Come From?
Let's be honest, Milwaukeeans love a good snow day. But with temperatures forecast to be hotter than a jalapeno popper on the Fourth of July, the idea of snow seems about as likely as running into a friendly ghost at The Safe House.
So, how did this rumor get started? Our best guess is someone REALLY missed winter. Maybe they saw a picture of a majestic snow-covered pine tree and got a little nostalgic. Maybe they just enjoy watching the world panic (we're looking at you, Debbie from down the street who stockpiles milk like it's the apocalypse every other week).
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Whatever the reason, rest assured, there's no need to raid the grocery stores for bread and milk (although, if you're running low, now's probably a good time to restock).
But What About Those "Winter Weather Advisories"?
Ah, yes. The internet can be a scary place, especially when it comes to weather forecasts. You might have stumbled upon some dramatic headlines about a "winter wonderland" or a "polar vortex on vacation." Don't be fooled by the clickbait! These terms are most likely referring to... well, actual winter.
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Those advisories are there to keep us informed about the coming months, not the next 24 hours.
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So, What CAN We Expect for Milwaukee Tomorrow?
Here's the real forecast: it's gonna be a scorcher. Mostly cloudy skies with a chance of afternoon thunderstorms. In other words, a typical Milwaukee summer day (just pack an umbrella for good measure).
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Now, if you'll excuse us, we're off to fire up the grill and crank up the tunes because a snow day it ain't, but a summer cookout sounds pretty darn good!
FAQ: How to Prepare for Milwaukee's Non-Existent Snowstorm
How to build a snowman out of thin air? Answer: This one requires some serious imagination. Maybe use a giant pile of marshmallows and get creative!
How to have a snowball fight without snow? Answer: Grab some crumpled up paper or wadded-up socks and have an epic indoor battle! Just be prepared for flying furniture (not recommended for those with fragile lamps).
How to convince your boss you need a snow day (when there's no snow)? Answer: This one's a tough one. Maybe stick with the truth and suggest working from home if the thunderstorms get too crazy.
How to cool down on a hot Milwaukee day? Answer: Air conditioning, ice cream, a dip in the lake – you've got options!
How to ensure you never miss a real Milwaukee snow day again? Answer: Follow a reputable weather source and stop listening to rumors (we're looking at you, Debbie).
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