The Great Austin Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It Didn't Happen
Ah, the weather. Ever unpredictable, like that friend who shows up to a picnic wearing a parka in July. So, you're here wondering how much snow blanketed the fair city of Austin, Minnesota, yesterday? Buckle up, because you're in for a shocking revelation (or the lack thereof).
The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Snoozy Truth
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Here's the earth-shattering news: there wasn't a single snowflake to be seen in Austin yesterday. Shocking, right? I mean, who would have thought that July wouldn't be prime time for a blizzard?
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Now, before you accuse us of clickbait (because, let's be honest, that would be pretty cold-blooded), hear us out. We know you Minnesota folks are tough. You can handle the truth, even if it's a bit... underwhelming.
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But Wait, There's More (or Less, Depending on How You Look at It)
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While Austin may not have transformed into a winter wonderland overnight, there is a silver lining (or maybe a boring beige lining in this case). The weather reports indicate it was a mostly cloudy day, perfect for catching up on that Netflix documentary you've been putting off.
Now, onto the Serious Business of Non-existent Snowfall
For those of you deeply invested in the intricate details of Austin's non-eventful snowfall, here's a breakdown of the not-so-dramatic:
- Temperature: A balmy (for Minnesota standards) high with nary a shiver in sight.
- Precipitation: Zilch, nada, none. Not even a sprinkle to dampen your enthusiasm (or lack thereof).
- Snow Depth: A whopping zero inches. You might need a microscope to find any.
Frequently Asked Non-Snowpocalypse Questions
- How to prepare for a nonexistent snowstorm? Easy, stock up on beach towels and sunscreen.
- How to build a snowman out of thin air? This one requires some serious imagination and maybe a few well-placed marshmallows.
- How to convince my friends I braved a blizzard in Austin? Invest in a good photoshop tutorial.
- How to find actual snow? Head north, way north. Like, Canada north.
- How to deal with the crushing disappointment of no snowfall? Distract yourself with ice cream. It's practically the same thing, right?
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