The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... July? Hold Your Horses, Folks!
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowder, and... basking in the glorious heat of July, right? Well, that's what the calendar said anyway. Mother Nature, however, decided to serve up a side of confusion with a surprise dusting of snow last night.
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But Seriously, How Much Snow Did We Actually Get?
Let's be honest, folks. This wasn't a blizzard. More like a flurry fiesta. News reports are saying some parts of Massachusetts got a whopping few inches, with Boston itself receiving a light sprinkle, barely enough to warrant a snowball fight with your grandma.
So, can we officially declare a snow day? Unfortunately, not this time. Looks like those sandals are staying on for now.
Social Media in a Flurry: The Top Tweets About Boston's "Snowpocalypse"
Twitter, naturally, had a field day. Here are some of our favorite reactions:
Tip: Use the structure of the text to guide you.
- "Me, walking to work in shorts and a t-shirt, dodging snowflakes. #BostonLogic"
- "Pretty sure my dog is judging me for making him wear his winter coat this morning. #SorryBuddy"
- "Is this a heatwave or a snowpocalypse? I can't keep up! #BostonWeather"
Moral of the story? Don't trust the weatherman in New England. They might tell you it's gonna be a scorcher, and then BAM! You're scraping frost off your windshield.
FAQ: You Asked, We Answered (Kinda)
How to prepare for a July snowstorm in Boston?
Easy! Just pretend it's a really chill summer night and throw on a light jacket.
Tip: Don’t skim — absorb.
How to build a snowman in July?
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We recommend using a slushy or shaved ice. Just don't blame us if it melts faster than your ice cream cone.
How to convince your boss to let you work from home because of the snow?
QuickTip: Slow scrolling helps comprehension.
This one might be a tough sell. Maybe focus on the "loss of summer productivity" due to the emotional distress of seeing snowflakes in July.
How to explain this bizarre weather to your out-of-town friends?
Just say, "Welcome to Boston, where anything is possible, even snow in the middle of summer."
QuickTip: Repeat difficult lines until they’re clear.
How to avoid future weather whiplash?
We recommend offering a friendly bribe to the weatherman. Maybe a lifetime supply of clam chowder?
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