The Great Boston Snowfall Caper: Did it Even Happen?
Hey there, weather warriors and snow enthusiasts (or perhaps those currently hiding under a mountain of blankets)! Buckle up, because we're diving into the mystery that is: Did Boston get slammed with a snowstorm yesterday?
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Hold on, Wasn't it July?
Yup, you read that right. July 11th. A date more synonymous with pool floats and questionable tan lines than frosty wonderlands. That's why this whole situation is so darn peculiar.
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So, What's the Deal?
Well, unless Mother Nature took a massive wrong turn with her calendar app, it's safe to say Boston didn't experience a single snowflake yesterday. We checked with some reliable sources (not just our pet penguin's wishful thinking) and their reports all agree: sunshine and warm temperatures were the name of the game.
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Case closed!
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Except, for those of you who swear you saw a flurry or two swirling outside your window, we hear you! Maybe it was a rogue ice cream truck leaving a trail of sugary snow-cones in its wake? Or perhaps a flock of particularly fluffy pigeons decided to have a snowball fight? The possibilities, though strange, are endless.
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But Seriously, Folks...
Let's get down to brass tacks. Boston is currently enjoying the summer season, and snowstorms are about as likely as encountering a fire-breathing unicorn on your morning commute.
Now, before you ask...
How-To FAQs on Boston Snow in July (Because Apparently, We Need Them)
How to Prepare for a July Snowstorm in Boston (That Probably Won't Happen): Easy! Stock up on sunscreen, grab your swimsuit, and fire up the grill. That's all the snow prep you'll ever need in July.
How to Identify a Fake July Snowstorm: If you see things that are white and fluffy falling from the sky, but they taste like sugary syrup, it's probably not snow.
How to Deal with the Emotional Distress of a Missed Snow Day: We feel your pain. Channel those snow day vibes into a beach day instead!
How to Convince Your Friends You Witnessed a July Snow Miracle: Photographic evidence is key. But unless you have a time machine or some seriously impressive editing skills, this one might be a tough sell.
How to Never Forget This Moment in Boston Weather History: Bookmark this very article! We'll be your official chroniclers of the Great Boston July Snowstorm That Never Was.