The Great Denver Snowpocalypse: How Much White Stuff Actually Fell?
Let's face it, folks, Denver woke up to a sight more befitting of December than July. Yes, snowflakes were coming down faster than your New Year's resolutions went up in smoke. But the question on everyone's mind (besides "Why??"), is just how much of the white nightmare did we actually endure?
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The Great Measuring: Inches, Feet, or Just a Whole Lotta Nope?
Fear not, intrepid explorers of the slush-covered sidewalks, because we have the answers (well, some of them). According to official reports, it seems Mother Nature decided to play roulette with the snow distribution.
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- Hitting the jackpot: Some areas, particularly northwest Denver, were buried under a whopping 8 inches of the cold stuff.
- Lucky ducks: Places south of downtown got off easier, with a dusting to a measly two inches of accumulation.
- The shrug zone: The jury's still out on exactly how much fell in certain areas. Let's just say it was enough to convince you to stay in your pajamas and pretend it's a blizzard raging outside (because, well, it kinda was).
Moral of the story: Location, location, location! Where you live in Denver apparently determines your shoveling fate.
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Breaking News: We May Have Witnessed a Mini-Yeti
Okay, so maybe not a Yeti, but there are reports of some seriously impressive snow totals outside the city. We're talking 10 inches in places like Cherry Hills Village and Security. Looks like Mother Nature decided to target the suburbs with a snowball fight of epic proportions.
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Side note: Anyone else picturing squirrels building miniature snow castles out there? Just me?
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So You Say You Woke Up Buried in Snow?
Here are some FAQs to help you navigate this wintery wonderland in July (because apparently, that's a thing now).
How to:
- Turn your car into a sled? We strongly advise against it. But hey, if you get that on video, we might pay good money for the footage.
- Channel your inner snow plow? Unless you have a superhero complex and a very sturdy shovel, this might not be the best idea.
- Build a snowman in July? Absolutely! Embrace the absurdity! Just don't be surprised if it melts faster than your ice cream cone.
- Prepare for the next random snowstorm? Stock up on hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and a healthy dose of skepticism about the weather forecast.
Stay safe out there, Denver! And remember, this too shall pass (hopefully before August).
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