The Great Indianapolis Snowmageddon of... July 3rd?
Did you wake up this morning, bleary-eyed and craving a refreshing iced coffee, only to be met by a blizzard outside your window? No? Well, that's probably because it's July, folks! But hey, since you're here wondering about the snowfall situation in Indianapolis (because who doesn't get a hankering for a snowball fight in the middle of summer?), let's break it down.
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The Shocking Truth (or Lack Thereof)
Here's the earth-shattering news: Indianapolis did not receive a single snowflake yesterday, July 2nd, or today, July 3rd. Shocking, right? We know, we were expecting a full-blown polar vortex situation ourselves. Maybe next Tuesday?
But fear not, snow enthusiasts! Winter will be here eventually, bringing its fluffy white blanket (or, more realistically in Indiana, a mixture of ice and slush) to grace our lawns... sometime in December.
QuickTip: Skim the ending to preview key takeaways.
Signs You're Mistaking a Heatwave for a Snowstorm
- You opened the blinds to a blanket of white, but upon closer inspection, realized it was just your neighbor's aggressive dandelion problem.
- You tried to build a snowman, but it instantly turned into a puddle of regret.
- Your attempts at snowball fights resulted in a mild case of sunburn.
If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, congratulations! You're living in Indiana during the summer.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because Apparently Snow in July is a Common Inquiry)
How to prepare for the (highly unlikely) July snowstorm?
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
Stock up on sunscreen and swimsuits. You'll need them more than parkas and snow boots.
How to tell the difference between a snowflake and a rogue dandelion seed?
Tip: Read slowly to catch the finer details.
Snowflakes are generally symmetrical and have a delicate, feathery appearance. Dandelion seeds look like they're about to embark on a wild, wind-powered adventure.
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How to convince your friends you actually experienced a snowstorm in July?
Tip: Read once for flow, once for detail.
Invest in a good photoshop program.
How to cool down after a (non-existent) day of shoveling snow?
Ice cream. Always the answer.
How to accept the beautiful reality of summer in Indiana?
Embrace the sunshine, fire up the grill, and enjoy the season! After all, winter will be here soon enough.
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