The Great Memphis Snowpocalypse of... July 13th? (Narrator: It Wasn't an Apocalypse)
Hold on to your grits, y'all, because the weatherman done goofed up big time this here July! Did you wake up yesterday to a winter wonderland that never came in the winter? Yep, that light dusting (or maybe a full-on snowdrift depending on where you live) was indeed the real deal. But the question on everyone's mind is: how much snow did Memphis REALLY get?
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The Great Snowpocalypse Measuring Debacle
Let's just say the official reports are about as clear as a bowl of muddy Mississippi River water. Some folks are swearin' they saw enough snow to build a whole dang snowman army, while others claim it barely covered a catfish whisker.
- The Weatherman Says: Don't trust the weatherman this week, folks. They were predictin' sunshine and pool floats, not snowball fights.
- News Reports are Flurry-ous (Pun Intended): Reports range from a "trace" to a whopping "several inches." Insert confused emoji here
Operation Find the Official Snow Depth
So, what's a curious Memphian to do? You grab your favorite sweet tea, put on your best detective hat, and head out to investigate!
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Here are some tips for your personal snow measuring mission:
- Grab a Ruler (or a Spork in a Pinch): We may not be expecting blizzards in July, but most folks have a ruler handy. For the truly adventurous, a spork in a pinch could work too (just maybe disinfect it first).
- Find a Flat, Un-Tampered-With Snow Patch: This might be the toughest part. Everyone and their dog (literally) was out yesterday frolicking in the snow, so finding a pristine patch might be a challenge.
- Channel Your Inner Scientist: Measure carefully! Report your findings to your neighbors, on social media, or carrier pigeons – whatever communication method suits you best.
The Verdict is In (Maybe)
With all this data collection, we might eventually have a clearer picture of the Great Memphis Snowpocalypse of July 13th. Will it be enough to make the history books? Probably not. But hey, it's a story to tell your grandkids for sure!
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How To FAQs: Because We Know You're Curious
How to Prepare for Unexpected July Snow? Easy! Just keep your swimsuit and snow boots in the same drawer. You never know what Memphis weather will throw at you.
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How to Build a Snowman in July? Act fast! The sun's gonna be a real foe here. Use a shady spot and pack your snowman extra tight.
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How to Measure Snow Without a Ruler? Get creative! Use a stack of your favorite comics, a loaf of bread (because who doesn't love bread?), or even your pet goldfish (don't squish the goldfish!).
How to Report Your Snowfall Findings? Brag on social media! Tell your local news station! Just be sure to include your location so we can get a good picture of the snowmageddon zones.
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How to Avoid Cabin Fever During a July Snowstorm? Stock up on movies, hot cocoa (or iced coffee, if that's your jam), and good company. This is a rare Memphis event, so embrace the weirdness!
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