Milwaukee: Buried or Bare? The Great Snow Mystery of Last Night
So, you woke up this morning and thought, "Let's see how much snow wrecked my life today." Classic move, Milwaukee. But hold your horses, because the answer to the burning question, "How much snow did Milwaukee get last night?" is not as straightforward as you might think.
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The Snow Situation: A Tale of Two Cities (Or One City and Its Suburbs)
You see, Milwaukee is a city of contrasts. There's the downtown area, where the buildings are tall and the coffee is strong, and then there's the rest of the city, where the snowplows are slow and the coffee is... well, let's just say it's still coffee. And let's not even get started on the suburbs. Those folks might as well be living on a different planet when it comes to snowfall.
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The point is, the amount of snow you got last night probably depends on where you live. If you were lucky enough to be downtown, you might have escaped with a dusting. But if you were out in the 'burbs, you could be digging yourself out of a snowdrift the size of a small country.
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The Official Word (or Not)
Now, you might be tempted to check the official weather reports for a definitive answer. But let's be real, weather reports are about as accurate as a politician's promise. One news station might say "2 inches," while another will claim "4 inches." And don't even get us started on the weather apps. They're like psychic mediums - they'll tell you what they think you want to hear.
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So, what's a snow-covered citizen to do? Well, you could always just go outside and measure it yourself. But let's be honest, who has time for that? It's much easier to just blame the city for not plowing the streets and move on with your day.
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How to Survive a Milwaukee Snowpocalypse
- Embrace the chaos: There's no point in fighting it. Just put on your warmest clothes, grab a shovel (or a wine bottle), and enjoy the show.
- Invest in a good snow shovel: Trust us, it's worth it.
- Learn to drive in the snow: Or, better yet, just stay home.
- Stock up on snacks and entertainment: Because you're going to be stuck inside for a while.
- Find a good snow day movie: "Frozen" is always a classic.
How to...
- How to measure snow: Use a ruler or measuring tape to measure the depth of the snow in an undisturbed area.
- How to shovel snow efficiently: Push the snow to the side rather than lifting it, and take breaks to avoid injury.
- How to de-ice your car: Use a scraper to remove ice from your windshield and windows, and pour de-icer on the locks.
- How to make a snow fort: Pack snow into layers, building up the walls and adding a roof.
- How to have fun in the snow: Go sledding, build a snowman, or have a snowball fight!
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