The Great Milwaukee Snowmageddon of... March? Debunking Winter in July
Let's face it, folks, seeing snowflakes in July is about as likely as running into a herd of cheerful, yodeling chipmunks on your commute. But hey, you never know what Mother Nature might throw your way, which brings us to a question that recently had Milwaukeeans scratching their heads faster than a squirrel on roller skates: How much snow did Milwaukee REALLY get?
Hold on to Your Hot Cocoa (Because it's July), We're Going Back in Time
Yes, you read that right. We're not talking about some upcoming blizzard. We're diving into the surprising snowfall Milwaukee saw in March of 2024. March! The month that's supposed to usher in spring breezes and chirping birds, not a winter wonderland redux.
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So, How Much Snow Did We Actually Get?
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Here's the answer that might surprise you: Milwaukee got dumped on with an impressive 11.2 inches of snow during a three-day snowstorm. That's enough to build a respectable snowman (or a surprisingly large snow-Nacho for the adventurous eater).
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Fun Fact: This March storm actually broke the daily maximum snowfall record, with a whopping 8.7 inches falling in one single day. The previous record? A measly 6.7 inches set way back in 1972. Seems like Milwaukee winters are getting a serious case of "hold my beer."
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But Wait, There's More! A Smidge of Schadenfreude for Our Neighbors
While Milwaukee was getting its fair share of the white stuff, places like Madison were left feeling a bit… well, left out. They only received a fraction of the snowfall, proving that sometimes, location really is everything (especially when it comes to avoiding shoveling duty).
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Alright, Alright, Enough Snow Talk. Let's Get Down to Business
How To conquer the rest of summer with these snow-cellent tips:
- How to Channel Your Inner Snow Day Pro: Stock up on ice cream instead of hot cocoa. Binge-watch poolside rom-coms instead of reruns of "The Shining." Trade your snow boots for flip flops. Easy!
- How to Explain the March Snowstorm to Future Generations: "Kids, gather 'round the campfire. Let me tell you a tale of a time when it snowed… in July… I mean, MARCH!"
- How to Use Leftover Snow (Yes, You Read That Right): While this might be a stretch, you could try using it to chill your summer drinks (assuming you have some magical way to preserve it for four months).
- How to Prepare for Next Winter (Just in Case): Invest in a good shovel. Stock up on hot cocoa (this time for the real deal). Maybe consider befriending a squirrel for extra entertainment during snowstorms.
- How to Never Forget the Great Milwaukee Snowmageddon of March 2024: Tell this story at every barbecue, family gathering, and work water cooler chat. Bonus points for dramatic reenactments.
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