Milwaukee: Where the Snow Doesn't Stand a Chance (Usually)
So, you're wondering how much snow Milwaukee got yesterday, huh? Well, let's dive into this frosty mystery together.
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A Quick Chill Pill
Before we get into the nitty-gritty of snowfall amounts, let's be real here: Milwaukee in July? Snow? That's like finding a penguin in a cactus garden. It's just not happening, people. Unless, of course, your freezer decided to have a meltdown and unleash a blizzard on your kitchen floor. But that's a different kind of cold problem altogether.
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Let's Talk About the Weather, Darling
Okay, so, for those of you who are still clinging to the hope of a white Christmas in July (or maybe you're just really committed to your "Frozen" obsession), let's pretend there was a snowstorm. Imagine this: fluffy white stuff blanketing the city, people sledding down Lake Michigan (because why not?), and the Brewers playing a snow baseball game. It would be a sight to behold, that's for sure.
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But alas, reality is a cruel mistress. Milwaukee in July is more likely to experience a heatwave than a snowstorm. So, if you were expecting to build a snowman yesterday, you might want to adjust your plans. Perhaps an ice cream sundae would be more appropriate?
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The Bottom Line
To answer your burning question: Milwaukee did not get any snow yesterday. In fact, it probably hasn't seen snow since, oh, let's say, March? April? Maybe even later? Point is, it's been a while.
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So, put away those snow boots, and embrace the sunshine!
How to... Snow-Related FAQs
- How to survive a snowstorm in Milwaukee: Don't. Seriously, just stay inside.
- How to build a snowman in July: Use ice cream. Get creative!
- How to avoid slipping on ice in the summer: Wear flip-flops. Or, you know, just be careful.
- How to make snow indoors: Get a snow globe. Problem solved.
- How to appreciate the lack of snow: Enjoy the sunshine. Soak up those vitamin D rays!
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