The Great Portland Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It Didn't Happen
Ah, Portland. The land of rain, roses, and... well, not exactly snow. But hey, a little mystery never hurt anyone, right? So, you're curious about how much of the white fluffy stuff graced the city with its presence? Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a thrilling (or perhaps slightly underwhelming) journey to uncover the truth.
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Did it Snow? The Shocking Answer You Won't Believe (Unless You Live in Portland)
Prepare to be amazed! Or maybe not. Because the answer, dear reader, is a resounding nada, zilch, absolutely no snow. Yes, you read that right. While other parts of the country were busy building snowmen and having snowball fights, Portlanders were...well, doing whatever it is Portlanders do when it's not raining. Probably brewing some fantastic craft beer or arguing about the merits of putting kale in everything.
But Wait, There's More! (Except There Really Isn't)
Now, before you get all "snow-vestigation" on us and accuse us of a cover-up, let's clear the air. There have been whispers of snowflakes. Fleeting rumors of a flurry or two. But these were likely figments of a collective imagination starved for winter wonder. Or maybe a rogue ice shaver machine having an existential crisis.
The point is, Portland remains stubbornly un-snowpocalyptic. But hey, there's always next year, right? Maybe then we'll finally have a reason to dust off those rusty sleds and questionable winter fashion choices.
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## Frequently Asked Snow- (or Lack Thereof) - Related Questions
How to prepare for a Portland snowstorm?
Easy! Just pretend it's a really rainy day and wear your raincoat.
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How to build a snowman in Portland?
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First, gather a large amount of shaved ice. Second, dream a little dream of a white Christmas.
How to convince your friends you saw snow in Portland?
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
Invest in a good photo editing app. We recommend realistic-looking snowflakes.
How to deal with the emotional trauma of a snowless Portland winter?
Distract yourself with delicious donuts and a cup of locally roasted coffee.
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How to find out if it ever snows in Portland?
Just ask a local. They'll probably tell you a story about the time it snowed an inch in 1950.
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