The Great Colorado Springs Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It Didn't Happen
Ah, Colorado Springs, that land of majestic mountains, crisp air, and... well, not exactly a winter wonderland in July. That's right, folks, we dodged a bullet (or a snowflake, I guess) because according to all credible sources (read: the internet, which never lies), there wasn't a single flurrying flake of snow to grace the Springs with its icy presence today.
But wait, I hear you cry, dramatic weather app in hand. Didn't it threaten snow? Weren't we all supposed to be building snowmen out of our disappointment because the ice cream truck was the only thing getting frosty? Relax, my friend, relax. Those were just whispers on the virtual wind, a flurry of meteorological misinformation.
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In fact, let's take a moment to celebrate the beautiful summer weather we're having instead! Dust off your sandals, grab your sunscreen (because seriously, Colorado sun), and get ready to soak up some rays.
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Signs You Woke Up in a Snow-Free Colorado Springs:
- Your car doesn't look like a giant marshmallow.
- You can actually see Pikes Peak without squinting through a blizzard.
- The sound of birds chirping isn't muffled by a thick blanket of white.
- You can wear shorts without looking like a crazy person.
Basically, it's a normal summer day in Colorado Springs. Hallelujah!
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- Enjoy this amazing summer weather? Get outside! Hike, bike, have a picnic, or just relax in the sunshine.
- Prepare for the possibility of actual snow sometime in the future? Invest in a good coat and a sturdy shovel. But let's be honest, you've probably got those already.
- Celebrate a snow-free Colorado Springs? Break out the barbeque, crank up the tunes, and enjoy the fact that you don't have to shovel anything (except maybe some delicious food into your face).
- Deal with the crushing disappointment of not having a snowball fight? Channel your inner Elsa and build a sandcastle instead. Let it go, let it go, that snowy dream can wait a bit.
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