The Great Denver Snowpocalypse of... Wait, There Wasn't One?
Did you wake up this morning expecting to dig your car out of a yeti-sized snowdrift? Maybe you dreamt of building a magnificent snow-castle, only to be disappointed by a lack of the fluffy white stuff? Well, fret no more (or maybe fret a little, because who doesn't love a good snowball fight?), because according to official reports, Denver miraculously avoided a snowy apocalypse last night.
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But Wait, Wasn't There a Blizzard Warning?
Yes, there were definitely some dramatic weather pronouncements flying around. But fear not, Denver weather forecasters are like that dramatic friend who freaks out if there's a single cloud in the sky. They tend to overestimate the amount of snow we'll actually get, which, let's be honest, is probably a good thing. Nobody wants to be caught off guard by a surprise blizzard!
So How Much Snow Did Actually Fall?
Unless you have a pet polar bear who decided to share his icy stash, the answer is likely not much. Denver weather services are reporting a measly trace to none for snowfall overnight.
But here's the exciting part: If you're pining for some winter wonderland action, there are definitely parts of Colorado that got hammered. We're talking epic snowball fight potential in places like Westminster (18 inches!), Broomfield (17.3 inches!), and Castle Pines (17 inches!).
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So, maybe a weekend road trip is in order? Just sayin'.
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How to build a killer snow fort?
While Denver may not have cooperated this time, here's a great guide for future reference: [Insert link on How to build a snow fort]
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How to convince your friends a blizzard is coming (even when it's not)?
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Invest in a good fog machine and some dramatic music. Bonus points for a booming voice-over about impending doom.
How to turn leftover mashed potatoes into a halfway decent snowman?
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It's more about commitment than culinary skill. Get creative, and maybe add some rogue broccoli florets for eyes.
How to avoid a snowball fight with a squirrel?
Those furry little ninjas are vicious. Honestly, your best bet is surrender and offer them some peanuts.
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How to finally get your neighbor to take down their creepy Halloween decorations?
Snow might be the ultimate distraction. Just sayin'.
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