The Great Denver Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's Just Sunshine
Ah, Denver in July. Where the skies are a brilliant blue, the sun shines brighter than a reality TV star's smile, and the only thing "snowing" is maybe a delightful ice cream cone. But wait a tick! Did you hear a rumor about a blizzard blanketing the Mile High City this weekend? Fear not, fellow adventurers, for we shall dispel this myth with the power of truth... and weather forecasts.
Hold Your Horses (Unless You're Actually Riding One This Weekend)
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Yes, folks, you can put away those parkas and break out the sunscreen. The weather gurus are unanimous: Denver is in for a weekend of sunshine and warm temperatures. We're talking highs in the low 80s, perfect for chilling at a rooftop bar, hiking in the foothills, or pretending you're a bronzed god at the pool (don't forget the SPF!).
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Now, That Wasn't So Scary, Was It?
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Now, if you were hoping to build a snowman this weekend, well... you might be a little disappointed. But hey, here's a thought: why not embrace the sunshine? Hit up a farmers market, grab some delicious local brews, and soak up those glorious summer vibes. Denver's got plenty to offer besides snow angels (although, those are pretty fun too).
Frequently Asked Snow- (or Lack Thereof) - Related Questions
- How to prepare for sunshine? Sunglasses, sunscreen, a hat (optional, but highly recommended to avoid helmet hair), and a thirst for adventure!
- How to deal with the crushing disappointment of no snow? Channel that energy into building a sandcastle! Or, you know, just enjoy the beautiful weather.
- How to find the best ice cream cone in Denver? This is a tough one, but we recommend starting your search on Larimer Square.
- How to convince my friends that a snowless Denver weekend is still awesome? Show them this very article! Peer pressure is a powerful tool (for good, in this case).
- How much snow can I expect next winter? Nobody knows for sure, but hey, that's the beauty of living in Colorado - anything is possible!
So there you have it, folks! No blizzard, just sunshine and good times. Now get out there and enjoy this glorious Denver weekend!
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